horror movies don't scare me. 5 missed calls from my mum scares me.
What do u call a scared octopus
A octopussy
Why is 10 so scared. Cause it was in the middle of 9/11
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
I am Funny but sad. I submit jokes you'll love. Anyway...
Little Jimmy asked his mom if he could take a bath with her since he was scared if being alone. She said, "Sure, just don't look up." He looked up and said, "Woah, what are those?" She replied, "Those are just headlights." He looked down and said, "What is that?" She said, "That's just a bush." The next day, mommy wasn't home so he asked to take a shower with his papa instead. He said, "Okay, but don't look up." He looked up and said, "Woah, what is that?" His papa replied, "That's just a snake." Later that night, he asked to sleep with his parents. They said, "Okay, just don't look under the covers." After a while, he grew bored and went under the covers. Jimmy screamed, "Mom, turn on the headlights, the snake is in the bush!"
How do you help a constipated person?
U scare the shit out of them
Why was 10 scared of 9?
Because 9 8 7.
How can you tell a bow n' arrows scared? He starts to quiver! ;)
A man walks over to a little boy and asks "Wanna see my tattoo of a bunny?" the little boy replies with "Yes please i love bunnies" The man proceeds to pull his pants down and said can you see it yet?" The little boy curious says "no where is it?" The man says "dig a little deeper he runs into the whole when he gets scared!"
What’s one thing that gay person scared at? A gay guy that’s straight!
What do you cal a scared octopus? An octopussy
Why did the dog walk out at night .?to scare his people
A 60 year old man is walking along a deserted road with a 12 year old boy. It’s getting dark, and the boy says “Hey mister, it’s getting dark and I’m scared”. The man replies, “You’re scared? I’ve got to walk back to town alone”.
Why are lamps so scared? Because someone might throw it away
Why is 6 scared of 7
What’s a gay guy should be scared at? A Straight gay!!!
Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶
So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods. Boy “hey mister its getting dark out and I’m scared” Man “how do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone”
why were 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9 then why was 10 affraid? it was between 9/11.
what do u think was going thru the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? floor 44 💀💀
Why can't depressed people leave the maze?
Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.
