Scare

Scare jokes

Bunny

    • A man walks over to a little boy and asks, "Wanna see my tattoo of a bunny?"

    The little boy replies with, "Yes please, I love bunnies!"

    The man proceeds to pull his pants down and said, "Can you see it yet?"

    The little boy curious says, "No, where is it?"

    The man says, "Dig a little deeper, he runs into the hole when he gets scared!"

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    • Scare memes

    Snake

    • Little Jimmy asked his mom if he could take a bath with her since he was scared of being alone. She said, "Sure, just don't look up." He looked up and said, "Woah, what are those?" She replied, "Those are just headlights." He looked down and said, "What is that?" She said, "That's just a bush." The next day, mommy wasn't home, so he asked to take a shower with his papa instead. He said, "Okay, but don't look up." He looked up and said, "Woah, what is that?" His papa replied, "That's just a snake." Later that night, he asked to sleep with his parents. They said, "Okay, just don't look under the covers." After a while, he grew bored and went under the covers. Jimmy screamed, "Mom, turn on the headlights, the snake is in the bush!"

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    • Number

    • Wait till the end.

    Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.

    But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!

    Dyslexic

    • I'm dyslexic. My sister was reading, "What's the book?" I asked. She showed me the cover. "You reading 'The Scared Bull'?" I asked. She started laughing. "No, 'The Sacred Bull'!"

    Number

    • We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.

    But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?

    Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).

    Mama

    • Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.