How do you help a constipated person?
U scare the shit out of them
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet.
He scares the shit out of it.
horror movies don't scare me. 5 missed calls from my mum scares me.
"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared." "It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"
Why was 6 scared of seven. Cause 7 8 9
How do you scare a bee?
BooBee
Why is 10 so scared. Cause it was in the middle of 9/11
Why did the dog walk out at night .?to scare his people
What do u call a scared octopus
A octopussy
Boy:*Scares girl* Girl:GOSH YOU SCARED ME, JESUS Jesus:*Arrives out of nowhere and said wut is it hooman I got work to do* Girl:What work? Jesus:Coming out of nowhere when people say "jesus"
Why was wet scared of water. because he was the water
How do you scare alot of people in New York? Open a mobile Hotspot named delta in flight wifi.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
What goes oOoOo your breath that scared away the Animals from the Farm
How do you stop constipation?
You scare the crap outta them.
(Crap is another word for poop)
So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods. Boy “hey mister its getting dark out and I’m scared” Man “how do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone”
Why was 10 scared of 9?
Because 9 8 7.
I usually hang up halloween decorations,
but this year imma be the decoration.
why were 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9 then why was 10 affraid? it was between 9/11.
what do u think was going thru the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? floor 44 💀💀
Why can't depressed people leave the maze?
Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit.
