Scare jokes
How can you tell a bow n' arrows scared?
He starts to quiver! ;)
Why is 10 so scared? Cause it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Why are lamps so scared? Because someone might throw them away.
How do you help a constipated person?
You scare the shit out of them!
When one of yall likes physical touch, but the other is scared of it
A man walks over to a little boy and asks, "Wanna see my tattoo of a bunny?"
The little boy replies with, "Yes please, I love bunnies!"
The man proceeds to pull his pants down and said, "Can you see it yet?"
The little boy curious says, "No, where is it?"
The man says, "Dig a little deeper, he runs into the hole when he gets scared!"
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A milkshake!
Why don't fish play basketball?
Because they're scared of the net!
Why can't you play the guitar on a fish?
Because you can't tuna fish!
What do you call an American bee?
A USB!
What fruit likes to go down the slide?
Kiwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
That's all my jokes in mind, y'all!
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Horror movies don't scare me. 5 missed calls from my mum scares me.
Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶.
Why was 10 scared of 9?
Because 9 8 7.
Therapy - Expensive - Years of hard work - Emotionally draining - Tough to find
Screaming in the woods - Free - Immediate relief - Scares hunters enough to leave, therefore saving innocent animals - Potential to make friends with people who are also screaming in the woods.
Little Jimmy asked his mom if he could take a bath with her since he was scared of being alone. She said, "Sure, just don't look up." He looked up and said, "Woah, what are those?" She replied, "Those are just headlights." He looked down and said, "What is that?" She said, "That's just a bush." The next day, mommy wasn't home, so he asked to take a shower with his papa instead. He said, "Okay, but don't look up." He looked up and said, "Woah, what is that?" His papa replied, "That's just a snake." Later that night, he asked to sleep with his parents. They said, "Okay, just don't look under the covers." After a while, he grew bored and went under the covers. Jimmy screamed, "Mom, turn on the headlights, the snake is in the bush!"
Yo mama so ugly that she's the reason monsters hide under the beds.
In fright, I saw my faceless soul! Never imagined it could run that fast!
Why was 10 scared?
Because it’s between 9/11.
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: The U.S. in 1919!
I’m going to be scared of diesel.
Why was number 10 scared?
It was surrounded by 9/11.
Don't scare me! I poop easily!