Horror movies don't scare me. 5 missed calls from my mum scares me.
What do you call a scared octopus?
A octopussy.
Why is 10 so scared? Cause it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Little Jimmy asked his mom if he could take a bath with her since he was scared of being alone. She said, "Sure, just don't look up." He looked up and said, "Woah, what are those?" She replied, "Those are just headlights." He looked down and said, "What is that?" She said, "That's just a bush." The next day, mommy wasn't home, so he asked to take a shower with his papa instead. He said, "Okay, but don't look up." He looked up and said, "Woah, what is that?" His papa replied, "That's just a snake." Later that night, he asked to sleep with his parents. They said, "Okay, just don't look under the covers." After a while, he grew bored and went under the covers. Jimmy screamed, "Mom, turn on the headlights, the snake is in the bush!"
How do you help a constipated person?
You scare the shit out of them!
Why was 10 scared of 9?
Because 9 8 7.
How can you tell a bow n' arrows scared? He starts to quiver! ;)
A man walks over to a little boy and asks, "Wanna see my tattoo of a bunny?"
The little boy replies with, "Yes please, I love bunnies!"
The man proceeds to pull his pants down and said, "Can you see it yet?"
The little boy curious says, "No, where is it?"
The man says, "Dig a little deeper, he runs into the hole when he gets scared!"
What’s one thing that a gay person is scared of?
A gay guy that’s straight!
What do you cal a scared octopus? An octopussy
Why did the dog walk out at night .?to scare his people
A 60 year old man is walking along a deserted road with a 12 year old boy. It’s getting dark, and the boy says “Hey mister, it’s getting dark and I’m scared”. The man replies, “You’re scared? I’ve got to walk back to town alone”.
Why is 6 scared of 7
Why are lamps so scared? Because someone might throw them away.
What’s a gay guy should be scared at? A Straight gay!!!
Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶
So, a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.
Boy: "Hey mister, it's getting dark out and I'm scared!"
Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
Do you know a way to really freak out someone that works at a car dealership?
You say, "Tell me if you can hear me," then get in the trunk and start screaming.
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀
