Florida Man and the Dragon Ball Z Blanket Incident

Hey there, buddy. You're probably scratching your head at this one. This headline is a classic 'Florida Man' story, which always features wild, specific, and totally unbelievable crimes. The joke is that the guy in the picture looks like he *would* do something like this. Plus, you probably don't have enough brain cells to understand a simple Dragon Ball Z reference, so Explaining Bear will help you out: The combination of the family drama, the sex, the cousin, and especially the favorite Dragon Ball Z blanket makes the whole situation hilariously specific. The guy's haircut even looks like something from an anime. Get it, dumb-dumb?