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What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "I've got a bone to pick with you!"

That was a real rib tickler. I've got a skele-TON more of the skele-PUNS!

Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.

What do you say to a woman in a wheelchair with no arms or legs?

"Nice tits."

"What did one wall say to the other?"

"I'll meet you at the corner!"

Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"

"What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!"

What did the headless horseman say to the woman?

"Give me head."

Man and woman are having a discussion. The woman looks into the man's eyes and says, "Honey, you know how I like it when you walk up and stick it in . . . "

". . . but I love it when Bob walks up and sticks it in!"

Divorce is scheduled for next month.

You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"

What did the 3-year-old boy say to the priest?

"My bum hurts."

There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."

John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"

Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"

John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."

What did the Emo say to the surgeon? "Cut me, please!"

My sister says I’m annoying, or that’s what I read in her diary.

I just wanted to say, Prince, that that "qwen" you were chatting with is totally fake! I haven't talked to you all day, I swear!

What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?

"Windows shut down sound."

I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.

Never say to an orphan, "Bye buddy, hope you find your dad!"

Your sister is so ugly, she made Hello Kitty say goodbye.

An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.

He asked, "Is somting wong?"

The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."

What did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom?

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