be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means there recording.
BTW i am one wahahaa
be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means there recording.
Today a child asked if I was an angle, I asked why and he said "mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."
A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian says, “No, you won’t bring it back.”
so the teacher go up to you and says im going to call your parents me: good luck finding them
A man walks into a magic forest, when he stumbles upon a talking tree and tries to cut it down. The tree says "You can't cut me down, I'm a talking tree!". The man replies, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."
you're so ugly that Everytime you look up in the sky god say sorry can't help you
Teacher: Where were you born? Student: The highway Teacher: What do you mean Student: I don't know my mom says thats were all the accidents happen.
Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello on the other side.
So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods. They boy turns to the man and says, “Hey mister its getting dark out, and I’m scared... Can we go back now?” So the man says: “How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone!"
What do skeletons say before they begin dining? Bone-Appetit!
Why did the snail paint a big "S" on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.
What did the doctor say to the chinese patient? Sum ting wong
I almost a joke about parkinson's disease, but I was too shaken up to say it.
Confucius say:
"Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day."
My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "No it doesn't"
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship's steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, "Hey! What's with the steering wheel?" The pirate says, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
So my mom sent a text saying, "I'm gonna need help carrying groceries when I get back." That was 3 months ago.
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet , The student recited the alphabet abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz, Where's the p, He looked down to the floor and said : it's running down my legs
Tell someone that your gonna say “I 1 poopoo” and it will go in order of numbers, so they say, “I 2 poopoo” & so on:
You) I 1 poopoo (Them) I 2 poopoo (You) I 3 poopoo (Them ) I 4 poopoo (You)I 5 poopoo (Them) I 6 poopoo (You) I 7 poopoo (Them) I 8 poopoo (And be like, “You ate poopoo??! EWW!!”)
