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What did the ferret say after his family was questioned by police?
It's none of your business!
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow job!
What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
A penguin walks into a bar. The bartender says, "So what will it be this time?" The penguin doesn't answer because it's a penguin.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
Three men are on a bench in Soviet Russia talking shit about Stalin. One of the men all of a sudden pulls out a KGB badge and says, "You two are coming with me for treason." One of the other men also pulls out a badge and says, "Not me." The third man pulls out a badge and says, "Wow? There's a lot of agents here."
They say Trump got impeached, but he is an orange.
What do doctors say to patients who blow wind backwards?
DON'T PUT THE FART BEFORE THE FORCE!!
Whenever you see an orphan taking a selfie, photo bomb him and say, "Family photo!"
What do Orphans say on Father's Day?
Well, not "Happy Father's Day."
What did the boy say to his fingers? I'm counting on you.
Did you hear about the man who backed into a meat grinder?
I guess you could say... he was a little behind on his work.
You're snorting cocaine with your buddies. Your eyes are closed, feeling the bliss of drugs, when suddenly something wet touches your nostril. Your buddy Mark stuck his PENIS in your face. You look up at Mark, and he says, "I'm sorry," and runs away, his pants still down.
Why did the duck say hi to the other butt?
Because he wanted it to smell good.
What did Jarrah say to Hanjour?
What did the mom say to the baby?
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom?
A. "We're in the Matrix."
What did Connor Lys Clark say to Karl Kassulke? "I love bridges!"
What did one pillow say to the other?
Nothing, meh, they just sang a song about a rogue chicken whose feathers had been sacrificed to make them.