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It says in the Bible to only think about what’s pure and lovely… So I’ve been thinking about you all day long.
Your sister is so ugly, she made Hello Kitty say goodbye.
Never say to an orphan, "Bye buddy, hope you find your dad!"
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye, matey!
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
What did the tree say to the kid with the rope?
Nothing, he was hanging.
What did the bus driver say to the nut 🥜?
"Where do you live?"
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other one, "Does this taste funny to you?"
What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "I've got a bone to pick with you!"
That was a real rib tickler. I've got a skele-TON more of the skele-PUNS!
Q: What do you say to a kid who threatens to beat you up?
A: We can always rearrange your liver 😏
My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.
What did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom?
WATCH OUT!!!
Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their “Partners in Crime”?
Like we get it, bro, she’s underage.
What did Britney Spears’s left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they’ve never met
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
What did God say when he created the first black person?
"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
People say that they miss xxxtentacion, like the bullet didn’t.
A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."
What does the cow say when it's going on holiday? - MOOOOOYORK.