What did the orphan's mom say to him when he got into trouble?
Nothing, because he doesn't know his parents...
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Sexy hot girls with two booooobs. I should say I wanna suck them.
I watched the series of "Unfortunate Events" 4 times, all the shows 4 times. I am crying. I am trying to finish the rest, then my brother comes in and says it is PG (Parental Guidance). After that, my brother called me a baby, then he pushed me off my bed. 😭
Teacher: Go through the ABCs in pre-school.
Me: Hey, teacher, omae wa mou shindeiru!
Teacher: NANI!?!?
Two gay men walk into a bar. One of them turned to the other and said, "Hey, what do you say we get out of here?"
What do butts say?
"Help me, I'm getting wiped clean!"
Me: Says to kid at adoption center, "You're adopted!"
Me and kid: hug.
Thought this site needed a little bit of nice jokes.
What did one astronaut say to the other astronaut after landing on the Moon?
"Ah! And people thought we were moons!"
@ the N-word of your dreams, why you not say nun on the fuckin community? You should talk on ther my g.
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
(Omg omg literally dislike I'm so cringe!)
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a pig problem!
What did the ankle say to the doorman?
You are a nonsense.
What happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking?
He says, "Oh fuck fuck fuck!"
Everyone is talking about Head and Shoulders, and that if he never had a shower, his batteries would have got wet.
A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender asks what he wants. The man says, "I would like one beer for me and one for the road."
A man walks into a bar and sees a piece of steak on the ceiling.
The cashier says, "If you can grab it, your meal's free!"
The man then said, "Nah, the stakes are too high."
A french fry was talking to a potato, but the potato didn't understand what he was saying.
It was because he didn't speak French.
How does water say hi?
It waves.
What did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said, "I'm gonna break your heart?"
He says, "Go ahead, you're not breaking my 206 healthy bones!"
