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What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?
“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
Bully: My mom says I'm not allowed to burn trash.
Me: (quiet)
Bully: HEY I'M TALKING TO YOU.
Me: Are you talking to yourself? Because I was listening to music until I heard you.
If a girl says no twice 🤔.
Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!
What did all the humans say when all the pets left town?
A doggone catastrophe!
A guy says to his dog, "Where are you?" The dog was actually dead, bro.
What did the triangle say to the circle? Ur mom.
What did the orphan say to his mom?
Where are you?
What did the steak say to the other steak?
What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?
"Nice cut, G."
A penis is driving a car when all of a sudden it gets hit by a car, what did the penis end up saying?
Aaaawwwww I got dicklash!
What does the dead man say to the other? He says, "Your daughter is pretty."
The other man says, "How do you know?"
The other man says, "Because she is dead."
When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?
SHUT UP!!!
"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."
What did the hecadrocophodecadus say to the hopetihopetifuckendecker?
"It didn't happen, but it should have."
A lady comes into the boys' bathroom and a boy sees her.
"This is not a girls' bathroom," he says.
She answers, "I don’t care," she says, "I NEED TO PEE!"
What did the cookie say when he jumped off the cliff? Crumbs, ha ha!
What did the mouse say after its bath?
"I feel squeaky clean!"
What did the pen say to the pencil? You have a point.
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
What do you say to a bully?
I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!