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What if Hitler did not say "bombs away," he said "lambs are slayed?"
What did the boy say to his fingers? I'm counting on you.
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.
My father always used to say:
"What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger."
Until the accident.
What did Joe Biden say to the dog? I'm gonna molest you.
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?
"Is it in yet?"
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You complete me!"
What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo!"
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
What did the rapper say to the ATM?
"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT!"
What did Goodlife Fitness say to LA Fitness? "I guess it's just not 'working out'!"
What did the baritone say to the alto?
Nothing, you couldn’t hear him.
Sailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by Colonel Sanders. He asks them, "What is your occupation?" They respond, "We are seamen." So he says, "Well, you better wash up 'cause I'm finger lickin' good!"
"Well," he says, "It's what mommy calls me sometimes."
The little girl screams, "Don't eat it! It's a fucking asshole."
What did the triangle say to the circle?
"You're pointless!"