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"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
Sailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by Colonel Sanders. He asks them, "What is your occupation?" They respond, "We are seamen." So he says, "Well, you better wash up 'cause I'm finger lickin' good!"
What did the triangle say to the circle?
"You're pointless!"
What did the pizzas say to the pizza maker?
CHEESE-US!
"Well," he says, "It's what mommy calls me sometimes."
The little girl screams, "Don't eat it! It's a fucking asshole."
Have you heard the saying, "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Great saying.
Not so great way to find out you are adopted.
I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
What did Omnicron say to Delta?
"Same race, bud, different evolution."
"SIX FEET AWAY, OMNI! SIX FEET AWAY!"
What did God say to the good shepherd?
Nothing.
Dam, sometimes when I look at my friend's head, I say, "Dam, that's a dam big head, Nick." Then he is like, "Dude, that's a literal dam."
Beans, beans, beans. Say what? Say beans, beans, beans.
What did the one ocean say to the other? Nothing, it just waved.
What did the tomato say to the sad pickle?
"What's the big dill?"
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
Say "I cup" but in words.
What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."
There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"
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