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A penis is driving a car when all of a sudden it gets hit by a car, what did the penis end up saying?
Aaaawwwww I got dicklash!
What did the zero say to the eight?
"Nice belt!"
Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.
What did the corn say to the flying apple?
"That's corny."
What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?
"Hi!"
What did the 19-year-old say to the 12-year-old?
Wanna play Mario Smash Bros without Mario or his bros?
I adopted you. Now say goodbye, you missed your Spanish lesson...
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣
What did an orange say the day before going to work?
"Back to the rind!"
What did Goodlife Fitness say to LA Fitness? "I guess it's just not 'working out'!"
What did the baritone say to the alto?
Nothing, you couldn’t hear him.
What did one mountain say to the other? Nice to peak you!
What did the girl say when she ran through the door?
Ouch.
Q: What did the sign say on the whore house?
A: Beat it, we're closed.
Thing to say during sex, "grab his dick and twist it!"
What did the doc say to the skeleton? You're skele-a-ton.
Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"
What did the triangle say to the circle?
"You're pointless!"