Say jokes

If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."

What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?

Boo Boo Doo.

What did God say to the good shepherd?

Nothing.

What did Omnicron say to Delta?

"Same race, bud, different evolution."

"SIX FEET AWAY, OMNI! SIX FEET AWAY!"

This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"

The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."

The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."

Do the voice in your head.

I got barred from Weight Watchers today.

It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.

Dam, sometimes when I look at my friend's head, I say, "Dam, that's a dam big head, Nick." Then he is like, "Dude, that's a literal dam."

If a girl says no twice 🤔.

Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!

What did the triangle say to the circle? Ur mom.

A guy says to his dog, "Where are you?" The dog was actually dead, bro.

There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"

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Say "I cup" but in words.

What did Nemo say to the emo?

"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."

What did all the humans say when all the pets left town?

A doggone catastrophe!

An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.

He asked, "Is somting wong?"

The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."

What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?

“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”

What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?

"Nice cut, G."

What did the steak say to the other steak?

What does the dead man say to the other? He says, "Your daughter is pretty."

The other man says, "How do you know?"

The other man says, "Because she is dead."

Bully: My mom says I'm not allowed to burn trash.

Me: (quiet)

Bully: HEY I'M TALKING TO YOU.

Me: Are you talking to yourself? Because I was listening to music until I heard you.