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What did the tomato say to the sad pickle?
"What's the big dill?"
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
What did God say to the good shepherd?
Nothing.
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What did Omnicron say to Delta?
"Same race, bud, different evolution."
"SIX FEET AWAY, OMNI! SIX FEET AWAY!"
Dam, sometimes when I look at my friend's head, I say, "Dam, that's a dam big head, Nick." Then he is like, "Dude, that's a literal dam."
A guy says to his dog, "Where are you?" The dog was actually dead, bro.
What did the triangle say to the circle? Ur mom.
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
What did all the humans say when all the pets left town?
A doggone catastrophe!
If a girl says no twice 🤔.
Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!
Say "I cup" but in words.
What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."
There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"
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What did the hecadrocophodecadus say to the hopetihopetifuckendecker?
"It didn't happen, but it should have."
What did the walrus say when they lost the remote?
"Walrus the remote!"
What did the mouse say after its bath?
"I feel squeaky clean!"
What do you say to a bully?
I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!
What does the dead man say to the other? He says, "Your daughter is pretty."
The other man says, "How do you know?"
The other man says, "Because she is dead."