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What did the hecadrocophodecadus say to the hopetihopetifuckendecker?

"It didn't happen, but it should have."

What did the walrus say when they lost the remote?

"Walrus the remote!"

What did the mouse say after its bath?

"I feel squeaky clean!"

What do you say to a bully?

I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!

What does the dead man say to the other? He says, "Your daughter is pretty."

The other man says, "How do you know?"

The other man says, "Because she is dead."

What did the orphan say to his mom?

Where are you?

What did the pen say to the pencil? You have a point.

When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?

SHUT UP!!!

"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."

An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"

The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"

Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.

A penis is driving a car when all of a sudden it gets hit by a car, what did the penis end up saying?

Aaaawwwww I got dicklash!

What did the 19-year-old say to the 12-year-old?

Wanna play Mario Smash Bros without Mario or his bros?

When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣

Have you heard the saying, "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Great saying.

Not so great way to find out you are adopted.

A guy in a Costco was pretty pissed off at something. A guy walks up to him and says, "What's wrong, pal? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned aisle!"

What did the zero say to the eight?

"Nice belt!"

I adopted you. Now say goodbye, you missed your Spanish lesson...

A lady comes into the boys' bathroom and a boy sees her.

"This is not a girls' bathroom," he says.

She answers, "I don’t care," she says, "I NEED TO PEE!"

What did the cookie say when he jumped off the cliff? Crumbs, ha ha!