This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
I got barred from Weight Watchers today.
It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
What did the tomato say to the sad pickle?
"What's the big dill?"
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?
"Nice cut, G."
What did the steak say to the other steak?
What did the mouse say after its bath?
"I feel squeaky clean!"
What do you say to a bully?
I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!
What did the walrus say when they lost the remote?
"Walrus the remote!"
Bully: My mom says I'm not allowed to burn trash.
Me: (quiet)
Bully: HEY I'M TALKING TO YOU.
Me: Are you talking to yourself? Because I was listening to music until I heard you.
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?
“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
I adopted you. Now say goodbye, you missed your Spanish lesson...
What did the 19-year-old say to the 12-year-old?
Wanna play Mario Smash Bros without Mario or his bros?
What did the pen say to the pencil? You have a point.
What did the orphan say to his mom?
Where are you?
What does the dead man say to the other? He says, "Your daughter is pretty."
The other man says, "How do you know?"
The other man says, "Because she is dead."
When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?
SHUT UP!!!
What did the hecadrocophodecadus say to the hopetihopetifuckendecker?
"It didn't happen, but it should have."
"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."
