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I gave up my seat to blind lady because she couldn't find any--let's just say I lost my job as a bus driver.
Wee dyslexic boy and girl in class.
Wee boy says, "Can you smell gas?"
Wee girl replies, "I canny even smell my name!"
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... How many fingers am I holding up?
What did the grape say when he got squished? Nothing, he just let out a little wine.
What do they say when they answer the phone???
A whale went to the country Wales for vacation.
When it ended, what did he say? "I had a whale of a time!"
My child is ungrateful. I got him a bike for Christmas and he didn't say thank you. No, he said, "Dad, I don't have any legs!"
Alright, my sister is ALWAYS dancing randomly all the time, and what I say is, "Go get you boyfriend, dude!"
Two sticks of butter walk into a butter bar. One says to the other, "Aren't you going to introduce me to your friends?" He replies, "Sure, dis my butter from another utter."
Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says to the other, "What do you think about that mad cow disease?"
The other replies, "Well I don't have to worry about it. You're talking to a telephone pole."
Tell someone to say "alpha" and then "kenny one". Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said, "I'll fuck anyone!"
What did the squash say to the tomato?
Ketchup!
Q) What did the airplane say to the little boy?
A) Nothing, airplanes don't talk!
Say "Mike Wizowski" fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000.
What did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!
What did one nut say to the other nut? "Help!"
What did the rainbow say to the other rainbow?
Nothing, it was feeling blue.
Whoever is deleting my messages, comment and say why!
What did the skeleton say when he fell on his funny bone? He laughed!
A girl in the shop was getting bullied. She came to me saying, "I’m getting bullied." I told her, "Stand up for herself."