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Say "Mike Wizowski" fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000.
What did the rainbow say to the other rainbow?
Nothing, it was feeling blue.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I did not say banana? Ha ha!
What did the fish say when he got to the dam?
"Dam water."
"Dam!"
"Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people. 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"
lol
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
POOP!
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
MEOM!
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Ugh, ugh, ugh!"
I always say I'm single, which annoys my wife.
Q: What did one snake say to the other?
A: Nothing because they are both dead.
Apple
Apple
Apple
Apple
Apple
Orange you glad I didn't say apple again?
Listen, my friends say I am gay, but I tell them I am not because I am not happy. In fact, I have no life. You are my friend. I trust you with my life. Now, can you take it?
What did the grape say when he got squished? Nothing, he just let out a little wine.
Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says to the other, "What do you think about that mad cow disease?"
The other replies, "Well I don't have to worry about it. You're talking to a telephone pole."
Two sticks of butter walk into a butter bar. One says to the other, "Aren't you going to introduce me to your friends?" He replies, "Sure, dis my butter from another utter."
Tell someone to say "alpha" and then "kenny one". Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said, "I'll fuck anyone!"
What did the squash say to the tomato?
Ketchup!
Q) What did the airplane say to the little boy?
A) Nothing, airplanes don't talk!
Alright, my sister is ALWAYS dancing randomly all the time, and what I say is, "Go get you boyfriend, dude!"
My child is ungrateful. I got him a bike for Christmas and he didn't say thank you. No, he said, "Dad, I don't have any legs!"