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A young 38 year old happy Muslim migrant living in Sydney wants to wed a beautiful young bride. He asks the local Aussie the minimum age to wed his yet unchosen bride. "Eighteen," the Aussie says, sipping a beer. "She has to be Eighteen."

Okay, the Muslim man sighed, with disappointment and walks off. Next day he arrives with a 13 year old girl.

"Wtf are you doing?" Aussie says?

"You say this is okay," Muslim replied. "Fuck no, she must be at least Eighteen you sick bastard," says Aussie, flicking away his Winnie Blue cigarette. Muslim man leaves angrily.

Next day Happy Muslim settles on a 14 year old girl from Punchbowl to be his bride. Aussies jaw drops, "What is wrong with you mate?" asks Aussie.

Muslim man replies "You tell me to choose 'a teen', 'a teen', I chose a teen and now you come for my third and now fourth choice. Fuck you!"

Aussie: "Eighteen not 'a teen' you sick mongrel."

What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?

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(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)

Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. 😹😹😹

That's if you even have an account. 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹

"It's a purple face!" says Yellow Face.

"Oh! Racist!" says Purple Face.

If I went out with a dwarf, when I pick them up, I'll say, "Wassup short?"

What does the sign say on the hooker house after they were on lockdown?

Answer: "We're on lockdown, get lost pervert."

What did the blender say to the orange juice?

"What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid, shut the fuck up."

What did the man say to his wife, wanna play?

I left my dog at home once, and when I came home it was a mess. Let's just say I was in a RUFF situation.

What did the boyfriend say to his girlfriend?

A man walks into a forest and sees a girl crying. He asks her, "What is wrong?"

She replies, "I lost my family, my friends, and my home."

The man then unties his pants and says, "Then young lady, your day is about to get worse!"

What did a comedian say at a show full of blind people?

"What's up?"

What did Harry Houdini say when he did his famous vanishing act at a sushi place?

"Now sashimi, now you don't!"

What does the Peanut Butter Baby say?

"Ah!"

Man and woman are having a discussion. The woman looks into the man's eyes and says, "Honey, you know how I like it when you walk up and stick it in . . . "

". . . but I love it when Bob walks up and sticks it in!"

Divorce is scheduled for next month.

What did the bus driver say to the car?

"What is your address?"

Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂

What did Jeff Dahmer say to the gays? Get over here and let me give you so much anal to where you die, DADDY! UWU!

A blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"

Dogs say woof.

Cows say moo.

Idiots say, "The site will be less dead when school starts again!"