What did Hermione say when she pantsed someone?
"Wow, Harry!"
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You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
What did the egg say to the other egg?
"You crack me up!" 😂
A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”
some say lil durk and king von were friend's, but others say they were cousin's. HELP ME OUT which is it.
You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.
Friend: I must order more nuts.
Orange: Hey Apple, Apple, hey Apple.
Apple: What?
Orange: Orange you glad I didn't say "Apple" again? Hahaha!
I just wanted to say, Prince, that that "qwen" you were chatting with is totally fake! I haven't talked to you all day, I swear!
What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"
They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.
What are they going to say about Tim Gunn in 20 years?
He kicked the bucket.
What did the horse say when his throat was sore?
I have a hoarse throat!
What do you say when you sister's annoying you?
Go oasis (go away sis)!
What did your mom say last night? "Go harder!"
What did the other traffic cone say to the other?
"Look away, I'm changing!"
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.
They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.
