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I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."
What did the dog say to the cat? Ruff!
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.
What did the neutron say to the atom?
"Sandwiches, dude!"
What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?
"Go to HELLakbar!"
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
"Long time no see!"
What did the seal say to the shark?
"Are you seal-iously going to eat me?"
What did the lettuce say to the carrot?
"Lettuce be friends!"
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice cuts, G!" (because they like to cut themselves).
What did God say when he created the first black person?
"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"
So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.
He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"
The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."
The person says: "What's a dilo?"
When the teacher says she'll call your parents but you're an orphan.
What can you say about that homeless man's life and current status?
Wasted.
What can you say about planes that you can say about stocks?
They both be flying??
Two muffins are in an oven.
One says, "Man, it is hot in here!"
The other one says, "OMG, a talking muffin!"
My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.
Dog: Woof!
Butcher: Say less.