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What did the orphan say to the blind kid?\n\n"Hey, we both can't see our parents!"
How do you make an idiot say how?
They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!
Jesus walks into a hotel, hands the inn keeper three nails and says, "Can ya put me up for the night?"
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say when you leave?
"Thanks for coming. Hope you come again soon."
What did President Ford say when he met Betty?
"I am Gerald Ford and you’re hot."
How names were named.
"I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn."
"SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"
Americans leave without saying goodbye.
Russians say goodbye without leaving.
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 2)
“I'm HUNGRY for some BARS!"
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
What did the DJ say to the VEGETABLE?
"Lettuce turnip the beet!"
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.
Yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale it says, "We want your weight not your phone number."
What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?
Goddammit, Jamal!