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What did the DJ say to the VEGETABLE?

"Lettuce turnip the beet!"

What did the rapper say to the fridge?

"Give me a BEET!"

Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.

What did the parent say to M.J.?

"Get off my kid!"

A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”

“Pop,” goes the weasel.

What did the tree say to the depressed kid?

"Stop hanging around."

Confusion life question!!!

* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?

What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?

"Aye-jack-you-late!"

What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"

"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.

Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.

Hitler says, “Yes.”

Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”

Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”

What did the shell say to the shell?

"Shell you later."

What did the bread photographer say to the toast? Say, "Toasted cheese!"

What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?

"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."

Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."

What did the neutron say to the atom?

"Sandwiches, dude!"

What did Jupiter say to Uranus? Hey, I can see your Uranus from here!

What does a nun say when you ask too many questions?

"Nunya business!"

Kid singing “abcd.”

Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”

When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"