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What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.
Say, "Moommy."
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
What did the DJ say to the VEGETABLE?
"Lettuce turnip the beet!"
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.
Holy cow!
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
What does a nun say when you ask too many questions?
"Nunya business!"
You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say bye!
What do you say to an upset German?
Quit being such a sauerkraut!
Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.
What did the parent say to M.J.?
"Get off my kid!"
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner!
What did the tree say to the kid with a bike? "Take a hike!"
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing.
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
What did one detective say to the other detective?
"Disguise is lookin' suspicious."