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What did the pen say to the pencil?

The pen said, "You're pointy."

What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?

Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.

I saw your license. It said you're 15.

I checked your face. It says you're 50.

A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.

The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”

I love Alabama. I live there. I have a sign that says, "Sweet Home Alabama!"

What did the girl say Big Fella27 said, "I love Big Fella 27?"

"Same." HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH

I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.

I saw them hanging all day.

What did Jarrah say to Hanjour?

Say "sukki" 10 times fast.

What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"

Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

What did the tomato say to the tomato ketchup?

What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?

"We are on time!"

What did Al-Shehhi say to Atta?

I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.

What did the funny bone say to the skin?

"You're not humerus, I am!"

So, when I'm about to take a shower, my mom says, "Take a shower." When I'm about to take out the trash, my mom says, "Take out the trash."

When a 68 year old teacher says: "I am going to tackle an intruder if I have to!"

Me: "Oh hell nah"

Teacher: "If you're dumb, stand up."

Nobody stands up.

After some waiting, the teacher says, "Really? No one? There must be someone."

Little Johnny stands up.

"Oh, so you think you're dumb, Johnny?"

"Nah, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."