Say jokes
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You're my closet confidant!"
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
I forgot the joke I wanted to say.
Chat, is this real?
"One man's trash is another man's treasure" is a great thing to say to someone; horrible way to find out you're adopted.
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?
"Let's talk later, I need to catch a plane."
What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You're pointless.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"
When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!
What did the flag say to the pole?
Nothing, he just waved.