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So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."

What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?

"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙

What did a skeleton say when he's alone?

"I'm so bonely..."

What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?

"Dance to the beet, y'all!"

A guy walks up to me and says, "I wonder if the hookman is real?"

I reply saying, "Yeah, it's Asa Hutchinson, lol."

I have a saying. Whenever you find a sink, there's probably a dead baby inside it...

I named my refrigerator Oicurmt, because every time I look in, I say, "O I C, U R MT."

Jimmy asks an elevator operator what he thinks of his job.

The operator shrugs and says, "It has its ups and downs!"

Two cows in a field.

One says to the other, "Mooooooo!"

The other says, "Tut, I was gonna say that!"

Friend: Hey, did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kane's is amazing! What did you do this weekend? I did-

Me: Dude, are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Phew, it's hot in here." The other muffin says, "OMG, a talking muffin!"

What did one orphan say to another?

"Robin, get in the Batmobile!"

When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:

"Enjoy the little things."

What did the hungry Dalmation say when he had some kibble?

That hit the spot!

This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?

Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!

"Knock, knock?"

"Who's there?"

"Cow said."

"Cow said who?"

"Cow says moo you ding dong!"

Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."

So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"

What did the mom say to her house? "I love you"

What did one droplet say to the other?

"Water you thinking?"

What does a bird say when it gets sick?

I flu!