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If we can't say "God" in vain, why does He get to?
What did the bull say to the bullfighter?
What's the "matador?"
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
What did one butt say to the other?
Something brown is slithering down.
What did the leper say to the hooker? "You can keep the tip."
So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"
Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"
Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"
What did Africa say to the grass? Get off me!
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
– Sí...
See deez nuts!
What did the water say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
What did the police say to the ice cream freezer?
What did the bus driver say to the lady with one leg?
Hop on.
So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.
What did the shark say when he ate a clownfish? He said it tasted a little funny.
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.
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Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
When the cow goes, "moo," and sheep say, "baaa," and the bull says, "boo!"