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What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?

"Long time no see!"

What did the orphan say to the barber?

I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.

Say, "Moommy."

A snake walks into the bar... the bartender says, "How the heck did you do that?"

What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?

"Go to HELLakbar!"

A guy goes into the gas station and says, "I need a box of rubbers with pesticide."

The cashier said, "Pesticide? Don't you mean spermicide?"

The guy says, "No! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week, and I am going to kill it."

Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D

What did the dog say to the cat? Ruff!

What did one ass cheek say to the other?

"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"

What did the neutron say to the atom?

"Sandwiches, dude!"

What did the peanut say to the cashew after their argument?

What did the peanut say to the cashew after their argument?

I'mma cashew outside!

When you say, "I wish I could cut off these bumps on my neck." (Your mom walking to you with a knife.)

A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale."

"A gallon?" the barkeeper asks.

"Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."

What did the kid say to the orphan?

"Well, at least I have parents!"

Ugly kid, people keep saying I'm ugly.

Me: They're certainly not wrong.

What did the guest say when he arrived at the peanut butter's dinner party?

“Nice spread!”

Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!

What did the Deagle say to the G17?

"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."

I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.

My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!