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Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.
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What do you say to your pet when you're super tired, slow, and worn out?
"I'm totally dogging it today..."
What did the human say to the fly when it was buzzing around the human's head?
"Would you stop bugging me!"
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"
Why can’t orphans eat cereal?
It says, "Family size."
What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a bridge? "(sign language)"
What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!
Hey, I'm Gwen. I just want to say I am speechless.
What can't a sniper say to his wife?
"I missed you."
Me: *opens a bag of hot Cheetos in class*
All my friends: Hey bro, can I have some?
People I don't know: Please lemme have some. PLEASE, I'll be your best friend!
People I say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?
What did the dog say when he got its tail caught in the door?
"It won't be long now..."
What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?
Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.
Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!
*World War 2 going on and then stops.*
Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."
Friend 1: How come when you say "apart" your lips move apart, but when you say "together" they move apart?
Me: Maybe your lips want a divorce.
R. Kelly contracted COVID-19 recently. He was quoted as saying it was the first time he caught a case of anything over 18 in years.