So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.
He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"
The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."
The person says: "What's a dilo?"
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steven.
Can't you read? It says, "No Hawking."
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?
R. I. P. Roll in Peace.
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.
The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
I say what Kay’s jesjejejeeuedeeeeeeee.
I got a GTR yesterday, now my kids say, "GTR we there yet?"
What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?
Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no, don't, please just keep going.
Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER.
My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.
What can you say about that homeless man's life and current status?
Wasted.
What did Vegeta say to Bulma?
What?
Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)
Do they say you are what you eat?
That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?
"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: Don't take drugs kids!
Me: My therapist says I need those to live.
D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: _escorts to school counselor_
When a 68 year old teacher says: "I am going to tackle an intruder if I have to!"
Me: "Oh hell nah"
I saw your license. It said you're 15.
I checked your face. It says you're 50.
What can you say about planes that you can say about stocks?
They both be flying??
