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What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.
A husband and wife get into a fight. The wife says, "Go blow off some steam. I’ll let you fuck a hooker." So he does that, comes back, and says, "I’m off the hook now!"
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
Moo!
Cow: I was just about to say that!
What did Satin say to God??
"Bitch, what the fuck you looking at?"
My relatives used to tease me at weddings, saying I'd be next. They soon stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals.
What did the bulldozer say to the house?
"I wanna bulldoze houses!"
What did mum say when grandpa called?
Boomerang.
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.
What did the shark say when he ate a clownfish? He said it tasted a little funny.
When the cow goes, "moo," and sheep say, "baaa," and the bull says, "boo!"
What’s the bravest thing a man can do?
Say, “I’m going to get milk!” to his wife and kids.
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
What did one butt say to the other?
Something brown is slithering down.
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.