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"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
What did the bull say to the bullfighter?
What's the "matador?"
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
Memes
What does a bird say when it gets sick?
I flu!
*World War 2 going on and then stops.*
Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."
When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" đ
I have a saying. Whenever you find a sink, there's probably a dead baby inside it...
What did the hungry Dalmation say when he had some kibble?
That hit the spot!
What did the bus driver say to the lady with one leg?
Hop on.
So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."
When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:
"Enjoy the little things."
I named my refrigerator Oicurmt, because every time I look in, I say, "O I C, U R MT."
Jimmy asks an elevator operator what he thinks of his job.
The operator shrugs and says, "It has its ups and downs!"
Two cows in a field.
One says to the other, "Mooooooo!"
The other says, "Tut, I was gonna say that!"
Friend: Hey, did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kaneâs, because Kane's is amazing! What did you do this weekend? I did-
Me: Dude, are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I donât give a fuck about what you say.
Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Phew, it's hot in here." The other muffin says, "OMG, a talking muffin!"
A guy walks up to me and says, "I wonder if the hookman is real?"
I reply saying, "Yeah, it's Asa Hutchinson, lol."