Say jokes

What did the iceberg say to the firefighter?

"Come close and I’ll knock you out cold!"

What does a bird say when it gets sick?

I flu!

A: What did the podiatrist say to the double amputee?

Q: Sorry, but I can't help you.

I asked my sister to say something.

She said, "No."

That's what I like to hear.

I read a sign. What it meant to say is, "You matter, don't give up." What I read was, "You don't matter, give up."

A man wakes up and asks his wife, “Are you okay? You were cursing me all night in your sleep.” The wife replies, “Who says I was sleeping?”

What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?

"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"

What did the ass say to the joke?

"You crack me up!"

What did the tower say to the other one?

I will see you later; I am about to get hit.

What did the mom say to the twins?

"Go crash a plane!"

Say Fentanyl 3 times in the mirror and you'll see Derek Chauvin kneeling on George Floyd's neck.

What does Michael Joseph Jackson say to adults when he sees them?

Keep away from me-hee-hee.

Palestinians leave without saying goodbye.

Israel says goodbye when the Americans say so.

Q. What did the United Healthcare CEO say after he got shot? A. I don't know. I don't own a Ouija board.

Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"

What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it's poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.

It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”

What do you never say to gay people?

IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️‍🌈

I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.

The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.