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Two nuns in a bathtub.

One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"

The other nun says, "It sure does."

Why do orphans like Darth Vader?

So he can say, "I'm your father!"

So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"

Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"

Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"

What did the water say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved!

What did the lettuce say when she is popping the champagne?

After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says "WTF!"

R. Kelly contracted COVID-19 recently. He was quoted as saying it was the first time he caught a case of anything over 18 in years.

What did the shark say when he ate a clownfish? He said it tasted a little funny.

Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.

Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.

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Here [are] some questions firesharky:

1. What color hair do u have?

2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?

3. What state [were] u born in?

Do not say I don't know.

When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."

A man goes for a pee in a haunted house.

He unzips his pants at the urinal when a man dressed as a goblin chuckles next to him. "You got a small dick, buddy," the man says to him.

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?

Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?

Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.

Fat guy: Thinking.

Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.

Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!

A sister went to her brother's room and says,

"I'm scared, can I sleep with you?"

"Yes, sis."

"What is this?" (pointing at his dick)

"My pet snake."

"Can I pet it?"

"Yes."

He wakes up in a hospital.

"What happened?"

"Your snake spit on me, so I bit his head off."

"You dummy!"

"Whaaat?"

White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."

What did the human say to the fly when it was buzzing around the human's head?

"Would you stop bugging me!"