What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"
Say Jokes
Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."
What did the fat say to the other fat? I am fatey.
What does a nun say when you ask too many questions?
"Nunya business!"
You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say bye!
What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?
"Aye-jack-you-late!"
Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."
I'm 5'6", and my mom is 5'1" and 1/2. She always says she's going to get a suicide vest and fill it with bricks and squish me. I tell her good luck.
And when she tries to hug me, she says, "You're too fucking tall, kid," so I usually reply with "Go get a stool then."
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
"Long time no see!"
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.
Say, "Moommy."
A snake walks into the bar... the bartender says, "How the heck did you do that?"
What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?
"Go to HELLakbar!"
A guy goes into the gas station and says, "I need a box of rubbers with pesticide."
The cashier said, "Pesticide? Don't you mean spermicide?"
The guy says, "No! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week, and I am going to kill it."
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
What did the dog say to the cat? Ruff!
What did one ass cheek say to the other?
"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"
What did the neutron say to the atom?
"Sandwiches, dude!"
What did the peanut say to the cashew after their argument?
What did the peanut say to the cashew after their argument?
I'mma cashew outside!
