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Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."
So, Dad is teaching his 8-year-old son about the planets and said, "This is Uranus." Then the 5-year-old son says, "Where is my anus?"
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
Me: Hey God, are you there? It's me, Michael.
God: *SILENCE*
Me: If any gods exist, they better say or do something this instant!
God: *SILENCE*
What does a depressed person say when they're happy?
"..."
Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.
Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”
"One man's trash is another man's treasure" is a great thing to say to someone; horrible way to find out you're adopted.
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
What did the Blonde say to the other Blonde?
They don’t know; they couldn’t figure out what to say.
When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?
"Let's talk later, I need to catch a plane."
They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?
The cheetah and lion are racing. The cheetah wins.
The lion says, "Man, you a cheetah."
The cheetah says, "Nah, you lion!"
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”
Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”
He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
"Beat it. We’re closed."