My teacher said, "Say welcome to our new student; he's an orphan." The teacher said, "Is anyone missing?" I said, "That kid's parents."
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, genius. The joke is that the kid is an orphan and the teacher asks if anyone is missing. So the person implies that the kid's parents are missing... cause they're dead. Do you get it now, or do I need to draw you a picture? Seriously, you must be about as sharp as a marble.