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What did the horses say to the donkeys?
"Jackasses, please like!"
What did the other wave say to the other wave?
"Nothing, they just waved!"
What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?
"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"
You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!
What did COVID say to the American?
Nothing, it just took its breath away...
What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?
"To bee or not to bee."
My dad said, "Where's Pickles, the family cat?" I said, "I'm sorry to say he's in the sky." He said, "Oh, I see, he passed away." No, I strapped him to 20 fireworks!
What did Africa say to the grass? Get off me!
What did the water say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"
Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"
Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"
What did the lettuce say when she is popping the champagne?
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says "WTF!"
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.
What did one tower say to the other?
Damn, you looking PLANE!
Two nuns in a bathtub.
One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"
The other nun says, "It sure does."
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
What did the police say to the ice cream freezer?
Why did my dad leave me and my mum?
I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"
What did the skeleton say to his dog at dinner time? Bone appétit!