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What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?

I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.

What did one orphan say to another?

"Robin, get in the Batmobile!"

This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?

Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!

"Knock, knock?"

"Who's there?"

"Cow said."

"Cow said who?"

"Cow says moo you ding dong!"

Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."

So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"

What did the 5 say to the S?

"Nice shape."

What did the mom say to her house? "I love you"

Why do men say funny things? Just to be silly!

Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."

What did the female dog say to the mirror?

Hi, bitch!

When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."

I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂

What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, he just waved.

What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?

"Gene-ious!"

When my friend eats a mint, I say, "Hey, is it mint to be sweet?"

What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!

What did one ballsack say to another?

"You stay here, I'll go pee."

What did the cow say to the farmer? Moo away!

I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Glock, glock.