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What did the skeleton say to his dog at dinner time? Bone appétit!

Q: What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? A: Magic!

I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."

Lick my balls.

When the cow goes, "moo," and sheep say, "baaa," and the bull says, "boo!"

Moo!

Cow: I was just about to say that!

What’s the bravest thing a man can do?

Say, “I’m going to get milk!” to his wife and kids.

What did Satin say to God??

"Bitch, what the fuck you looking at?"

How to Make an Orphan cry

Step 1: Talk about Home.

Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.

Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!

Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.

What does Sonic say when he's bored?

Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?

My relatives used to tease me at weddings, saying I'd be next. They soon stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals.

What did mum say when grandpa called?

Boomerang.

Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."

What did the bulldozer say to the house?

"I wanna bulldoze houses!"

A husband and wife get into a fight. The wife says, "Go blow off some steam. I’ll let you fuck a hooker." So he does that, comes back, and says, "I’m off the hook now!"

Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.

What did one tower say to the other?

Damn, you looking PLANE!

What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?

"Beat it. We’re closed."

Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.

What did Africa say to the grass? Get off me!