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Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their “Partners in Crime”?
Like we get it, bro, she’s underage.
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
An LDS preacher knocks on the door with a chalice of wine offering to do the sacrament.
The person living there points and says, "Begone, foul blood-drinker!"
And promptly the preacher bursts into flames, leaving nothing but ash.
A magic genie tells Tom, "I can make anything of yours disappear!"
Tom raises his mug and says, "Okay, get rid of my tea."
Genie: Poof!
Tom: It didn't work.
People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!
1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
What did the Brit say to the American?
Well here comes fascism.
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
We are both lawyers.
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
What did the toaster say to the piece of bread? "I want you inside me."
What did the O say to the O? "O hi O!" (Ohio)
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
What did the racist Catholic priest say?
"Martin Luther? Not my king!"
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."