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What did the racist Catholic priest say?
"Martin Luther? Not my king!"
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
What are the last two words you say after sex before going to sleep?
"Goodnight, Mom!"
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
The cop that is on a 12 o'clock shift says, "Hands up!"
What did one hurricane say to the other?
"I got my EYE on you!"
When the phone is ringing, Dad says, "If it's for me, don't answer it."
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Dam.
What did the Emo say to the surgeon? "Cut me, please!"
An autistic woman walks into a bar. "A serving of Screaming Banshee, please," she says.
The bartender says, "Ok, you seem to like it, unlike a retired special ed teacher that passed through a few minutes ago."
What did Steven Hawking say?
Nothing.
A man is telling his story to someone. "My friends always said that they would kill me if I wore Gucci or Supreme. On April 1st, I wore both and conversed with them."
"Interesting."
"That's the story of how I got to the morgue," he says to The Gatekeeper of Heaven.
What did the skeleton say to Shrek?
"Jump on me. I can have two layers of skin too."
What does Christian say when he wants out of jail?
"Bale me out!"
What did the mechanic say to the other mechanic when he broke the car?
"How will we wrench ourselves out of this?"
What did the cow say to his relatives on Christmas day?
Moorry Christmas!
(Even though cows can't really have religions.)
Spanish is difficult. When my mom gives me food, she says "toma," and that's drink in English, so I always drink my food.
What did Sushi 'A' say to Sushi 'B'?
- Wassaaaa....B!
What did the rock say to the flower?
Rocks can't talk. -.-
What did the Joker say to Harley Quinn?
Nothing.