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What did the O say to the O? "O hi O!" (Ohio)

I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"

The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."

What are the last two words you say after sex before going to sleep?

"Goodnight, Mom!"

You will never see a redneck opposing a war.

He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"

What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?

What did the toaster say to the piece of bread? "I want you inside me."

Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?

Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.

If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"

Tell someone to spell "Icup."

Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"

What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?

"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"

What did the Brit say to the American?

Well here comes fascism.

If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.

What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.

Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?

Because they were just roman around.

What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?

"I don’t have a mama."

What did Sushi 'A' say to Sushi 'B'?

- Wassaaaa....B!

What did the Joker say to Harley Quinn?

Nothing.

What did the cow say to his relatives on Christmas day?

Moorry Christmas!

(Even though cows can't really have religions.)

Spanish is difficult. When my mom gives me food, she says "toma," and that's drink in English, so I always drink my food.

Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?

Ask an orphan.