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What did the Brit say to the American?

Well here comes fascism.

Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?

Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.

What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?

"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"

If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"

Tell someone to spell "Icup."

Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"

If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.

What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.

Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?

Because they were just roman around.

Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?

"I don’t have a mama."

What did the constipated bum say to the other bum?

Piss don't s**t on me!

Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...

Trump: What's UpNigga?

Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!

Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!

If you were to ask me, "Where would be the worst place to commit a crime?" I would say a multi-storey car park, because if you think about it, it would be wrong on so many levels.

Q: What did one snake say to the other?

A: Nothing because they are both dead.

I have a taste for some roast duck until the feathers will pop right out and say, "Quack, quack."

Q: What did the fetus say to the tongs?

A: See you on the flip side.

So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"

Why can't he say that?

Answer: He works at an orphanage.

A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"

Whenever you see an orphan taking a selfie, photo bomb him and say, "Family photo!"