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What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?

"I don’t have a mama."

What did the constipated bum say to the other bum?

Piss don't s**t on me!

Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...

Trump: What's UpNigga?

Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!

Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!

If you were to ask me, "Where would be the worst place to commit a crime?" I would say a multi-storey car park, because if you think about it, it would be wrong on so many levels.

Q: What did one snake say to the other?

A: Nothing because they are both dead.

I have a taste for some roast duck until the feathers will pop right out and say, "Quack, quack."

Q: What did the fetus say to the tongs?

A: See you on the flip side.

So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"

Why can't he say that?

Answer: He works at an orphanage.

A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"

Whenever you see an orphan taking a selfie, photo bomb him and say, "Family photo!"

What did the beach say when the tide came in?

"Long time no sea."

My girl got mad at me last night for saying to my mom that she had a dildo ready at all times and is always hard, so my mom wanted to see. So I whipped out my penis and my mom said it’s bigger than your dad’s!

My teacher said, "Say welcome to our new student; he's an orphan." The teacher said, "Is anyone missing?" I said, "That kid's parents."

What did the banana say to his neighbor? Yellow!

What did Sushi 'A' say to Sushi 'B'?

- Wassaaaa....B!

What did the Joker say to Harley Quinn?

Nothing.

What did the rock say to the flower?

Rocks can't talk. -.-

What did the potato say when the sweet potato told it to hurry?

I yam.

Becky: Rob, you're so stupid! Anything that you say is stupid!

Rob: .....BECKY :3