Don't Say 67

Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen, kid. The joke is simple: 9/11 is when the towers fell down. Sweeping feet makes you fall down. If you can't connect those dots, you're probably the reason shampoo has instructions. Stay based.

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