Say jokes
What did one nut say to the other nut when it was chasing it?
“I’m gonna cashew!”
How do you surprise a blind guy?
Say, "Surprise!"
What did one nut say to the other?
“Cashew later.”
Q: What did the stop light say to the other stop light?
A: Stop looking, I’m changing!
What did the coal say to the charcoal?
You look pretty coal! 🤣
A doctor walks into his office and looks his patient in the eyes, "Sir, you have to stop jerking off."
The man asks, "Why?"
The doctor then says, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If you woodchuck on the world with that, you have a really deep in, and he says goodbye. When he says goodbye, you're like, "if you."
When you are sitting outside at school and this boy comes up to you with a rock in his hand and says, "Do you know where Mrs. Stewart is at?"
Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!
What did one nut say to the other nut? "The guy in the middle's a dick!"
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.
Seek: Why do I have to be it?
Figure: Because your name says so.
Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says: "I'll have some H2O."
The second one says: "I'll have some H2O, too." And then he died.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"