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A Nacho has a problem going on, and the Taco says to the Nacho, "Wanna taco 'bout it?"

And the Nacho says to the Taco, "It's nacho problem!"

What do skeletons say before they eat?

Bone appétit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

What did the plug hole say to the plug? "We are so in sync."

What did Mars say to Saturn?

"Give me one of your rings!" 😄

What did the twin tower say to the other?

"I need to catch this plane."

What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave?

Thanks for coming!

Little Johnny brings his cat to school, and then the teacher asked him why. Little Johnny says, "Because I heard my dad tell my mom I'm going to eat that pussy up when the kids leave!"

What did Trump say to Ukraine when Putin bombed them?

"It was Antifa!!!! And China!!!!"

Who is Joe?

You reply back: Who is Candice?

They reply back: Who is Candice?

You say: "Candice nuts fit into Joe Mama's mouth."

What does the depressed person say to the happy person?

"Damn, I wish I was on the stuff you're on, lol."

A dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

What did grandpa say before he died in the hospital bed?

"Boy, could you put my phone on charging?"

What did the dentist say to the butt?

"That's the largest cavity I've ever seen!"

A man says, "I'm flying!" He realizes he was pushed out of a plane.

What did the fish say when it ran into a wall?

Dam.

I say "cow poop," cows say "moonure."

What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?

I guess that’s a wrap!

Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?

Because he always makes spider-sense.

What does the man say about his baby sister Lydia? "I hope she electrocutes herself!"

There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.

First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"

Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"

And throws the White man off of the building.