What did the cow say at night? Look at the moooon.
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What did the plug hole say to the plug? "We are so in sync."
What do skeletons say before they eat?
Bone appétit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
A man says, "I'm flying!" He realizes he was pushed out of a plane.
What did grandpa say before he died in the hospital bed?
"Boy, could you put my phone on charging?"
What did the fish say when it ran into a wall?
Dam.
What does the man say about his baby sister Lydia? "I hope she electrocutes herself!"
A Nacho has a problem going on, and the Taco says to the Nacho, "Wanna taco 'bout it?"
And the Nacho says to the Taco, "It's nacho problem!"
A dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?
I guess that’s a wrap!
I say "cow poop," cows say "moonure."
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.
First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"
Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"
And throws the White man off of the building.
A man was shaving in the bathroom when all of a sudden Bubba, the boy he payed to mow his lawn, comes in to take a piss. The man can't help but look over his shoulder and he is surprised at how well endowed he is, and he asks: "Bubba, what's your secret?"
Bubba replies: "Well, every night before I get in bed with a woman I whack my dick on the bedpost three times. It works, and it sure impresses the girls!"
The man was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night, before he went to bed with his wife. So he got to bed and whacked his dick on the bedpost three times and the wife wakes up and says "Bubba, is that you?"
Hitler walks into his meeting room, turns to his trusted staff, and says, “I want you to organize the execution of 10,000 Jews and one kitten.”
Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Goering pipes up. “Mein Fuhrer, why do you want to kill a kitten?”
Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table. “You see, no one cares about the Jews.”
An unfortunate accident happened at the Nestlè factory. A man named Joe was seriously injured because a box of chocolates fell on him. Every time he said, "The chocolates are on me!" everyone cheered.
(I'm Asian so I can say this.) If I say that we are made of money, that just means you can fit pennies through our little eye slits, and we can save them for you in there!
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? She gagged and moaned.
Little Johnny walks in on his mom taking a shower and slips and falls under her, and he says, "What's that, Mama?" She says, "That's just an old bear." He says, "He's a mean bear." She says, "Why's that?" He says, "He's got blood in on eye and shit in the other."
