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You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says, "Will you be my Valenein?"

They say the surest way to a man’s heart is through the stomach. But, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.

What does one boob say to the other boob?

If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.

I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."

What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?

"This tastes a little funny."

How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the Constitution in freedom of expression.

Hey, y'all, I just wanna say thanks to Gwen on here. She writes jokes, and she got me through a lot xx.

What did the grandma say at the hospital when you pulled the tube?...................

What did the screw say to the screw? We sure screwed things up!

An orphan walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Buddy, you have to go home." The orphan replies, "Where is home?"

When your mom says, "Go to bed," but you reply with, "But Mom, I need help because it is inside, but we are outside."

What did the sweet potato say to the potato when he was told to hurry?

I yam.

Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom?

A. "We're in the Matrix."

- What did the skeleton say to his friend?

- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...

Dog walks into a bar and says, "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."

What did Joe say when he saw his girlfriend sleeping with his sister?

Nothing, he just started wanking.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Owl say.

Owl say who?

Yes, they do.

I'm so poor that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say, "Ding Dong!"

Somebody told another person that they would meet at the crack of dawn.

Let's just say Dawn got very mad.

Women have eggs and milk in them...

And they say that they don't belong in the kitchen.