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A: What did the lawyer say to the amputee?
Q: You haven't got a leg to stand on.
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
I'm not saying you're annoying. But if rectal herpes were a person, it would be you.
What does a cop say when they shoot ginger?
"Orange is the new black."
What did the blind man say the first time he touched sandpaper?
“What in the world did I just read?”
What did one orphan say to the other one?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?
"That is very Wong."
As a straight son, one day I asked my mom, "Have you ever quit something that you did before?" My mom said, "No, I never quit anything." So I asked my when you give a blow job you ever spit, then my mom said, "What did I say? Quitters are for spitters."
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
My friend says, "You should try Oreos with water."
Me: No, because my dad actually came back with the milf.
Mum finds out child cheats in math test.
Mom says, "There is no cheating in this house."
Child: "Then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night?"
If there is a guy in a wheelchair and he is a bully, say, "I’m still standing."
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else?
"Sari."
When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
What did the talking rope say to the man?
"Just hang in there."
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.