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Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?
"We are Pickle Ricks!"
Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!
Why’s BBC called BBC?
The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-
Why did the ocean wave?
It wanted to say "Hi Tide."
Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
The mailman came to drop the mail off.
Me (son): I went and told my mommy that daddy is home.
Mommy tells me, "You got no daddy."
Then I say, "I hear you always call the mailman daddy."
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
Alex Stokes says, "Kat, I've seen you eat many foods!"
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
Say "eye," smell "map," say "ness."
(I am a penis!) HA HA!
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
What did the emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What did the baseball ⚾️ say to the bat?
“We should touch base.”
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"
Oh... wait.
When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?
I think that you're an accident!
Say "I hop in this:".
I made you eat your peas! 🤦