Say jokes

I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.

I guess you can say she had me in a trans.

What did the Pokémon say after having sex?

"My ball was sore!"

What did the captured Germans say to the French in WW1?

"Verdun for."

They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.

I'm not saying you're annoying. But if rectal herpes were a person, it would be you.

What did God say when he made the first woman?

"Where is your dick at?"

What’s one thing you can say during family dinner and in bed?

"Will there be seconds?"

What’s one thing you can say during a wedding and in bed?

I didn’t know we were having seafood tonight!

I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.

What did the cannibal say when his friend fell on the floor?

"5 second rule!"

A: What did the lawyer say to the amputee?

Q: You haven't got a leg to stand on.

What did Bill Cosby say on the second date?

"Hi, nice to meet you."

You also have to learn to say no. For example: “Would you like a piece of cake?” - “No, I would like two.”

What did the horse say after it tripped?

Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!

What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?

"Want to see if it fits?"

Americans leave without saying goodbye, and Russians say goodbye without leaving.

What did the Twin Towers say to each other?

Sorry if that offended anyone.

“I guess we are going down together!”

I believe Alia is a true god because they say in the beginning there was an explosion.

What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?

"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"

Two whores are watching the sun come up, splitting a bottle of Mad Dog and celebrating another night of servicing the general public. One asks the other: "Say. You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"

Her friend thinks it over, "No...but I have been swung around by the tits a few times!"