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What did the builder say after the foundation?
"Employees!"
Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.
What did the toaster say to the bread?
"I want you inside me!"
Kid says, “Are you a soldier?”
Soldier says, “Mhm.”
Kid says, “I wanna be a soldier someday.”
Soldier says, “Really?”
The kid says, “Yeah, but father says I don’t have the balls to be a soldier, but he’s right. I’m a FUCKING PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!!!"
I got a GTR yesterday, now my kids say, "GTR we there yet?"
The toothbrush says, "I have the worst job in the whole world."
The toilet paper behind him says, "Yeah, right."
When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no, don't, please just keep going.
Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
All right, I know one joke. Um, there's a mollusk, see? And he walks up to a sea...
Well, he doesn't walk up, he swims up.
Well, actually, the mollusk isn't moving, he's in one place.
And then the sea cucumber, well, they... I mixed up.
There was a mollusk and a sea cucumber. None of them were walking, so forget that...
There was this mollusk and he walks up to a sea cucumber. Normally they don't talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke, everyone talks.
So just then, the sea cucumber looks over to the mollusk and says, "With fronds like these, who needs anemones?"
What did the whale say?
Nothing!
It just wailed.
The smartest kid in my class says "is-land" instead of "island."
What did the mongol say to his dog?
Down syndrome!
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
What did the pizzas say to the pizza maker?
CHEESE-US!
What does the dead man say to the other? He says, "Your daughter is pretty."
The other man says, "How do you know?"
The other man says, "Because she is dead."
What did the brother say to the other brother? "You are brother, brother."
Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.
Okay, Gwen, I'll be offline for a while... so if anyone by my name types anything, it's a fake. The only way you know it's me is if I say one of my nicknames. Okay, so yeah, take care of my account while I'm gone. BYE!!!!
I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.