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What did the skeleton say to his dog at dinner time? Bone appétit!
What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?
"Go to HELLakbar!"
What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?
"Is it in yet?"
What did the O say to the other O?
O hi O (Ohio).
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
When some1 talks shit about you, simply say, "I'm surprised that your teeth aren't brown from all the shit talking you do"
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!
What did the female dog say to the mirror?
Hi, bitch!
Something you can say about your furniture, but not your partner: "Those legs sure hold a lot of weight."
Wow, these jokes are lit.
Some might say even killer!
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.
How do sick Mexicans say hello?
"Ebola."
What did God say when he made the first black man?
"Crap, I burnt one!"
Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!
Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."
When you are sitting outside at school and this boy comes up to you with a rock in his hand and says, "Do you know where Mrs. Stewart is at?"