Me holding a new cat: Say Hi to my little friend! My friends: Hi to my little friend!
What did the therapist say to the rapist yes please
What did the dentist say to the butt? - That's the largest cavity I've ever seen!
I say cow poop -- cow's say moonure
What did the fish say when it ran into a wall? Dam.
What did the penis say to its pee?
Urine.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
Get in the bat mobile, Robin!
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower
Here comes the airplane
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plain flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
what did the doctor say to the Chinese man
some ting wong
What did the woman say too Micheal Jackson at the beach? Excuse me sir, you're in my son
What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing because they are walls
me: what did the twin say to the other twin
friend: I don ́t know me: I ́ll fall with you
What does the blind man say when walking past the fish market? “Good evening ladies."
once, I tried to say, "ps. pp. that's funny right there". instead, I said, you guessed it, "penis!
What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger? “You got nice buns!”
How do poets say hello? Hey, haven’t we metaphor?
Question: What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Answer: Damn
What does a stick say when it falls down- Wood you help me up
