WHEN DID I RELIZE COVID WAS SERIOUS
WHEN I SAW UR TEETH SOCAIL DISTANCING
I saw this girl with blue hair and slapped her wrist and said “NICE CUT G”
Chuck Norris lit a campfire and humans saw the sun for the first time.
little johnny got detention because when he was walking to lunch he saw a bowl of apples and there was a note on it and it said take 1 god is watching. He continues walking and sees a bowl of cookies that said take 1 please so little johnny made his own note and he wrote take as many cookies as you want god is watching the apples
The other day I went to a museum, my friend and I went to the holocaust section and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him. Why are you sad it’s just an Ash tray
Yo mama so ugly that the grinch fell out when he saw her
I was on the train today and saw a cow on it it was quite strange until i realised it was Alfies mum
Today I was at PE and I saw a kid in a wheel chair I threw a basketball at him and I yelled rocket league.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
2 boys were at a lake and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady, one ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran, the boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone, I ran away because I felt something get hard"
I thought god didn't make mistakes, but then I saw your face
Today I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you Penaldo!
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk and he was in baggy clothes and I said are you a orphan he said yeah and the orphan said what gave me away I said ur parents
Why did I giggle?
Because I saw the oceans bottom
I saw a tree I looked up and there was an apple hanging And then I said wow that guy is lucky
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully, he couldn’t stand up for himself
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
your mama so fat when pennywise said "we all float down here" he saw her and suddenly new he was mistaken.
My young son saw trump on TV he asked "Why is the man on TV painted orange?" I replied "Son when Russia pays that much for equipment, They don't want it to rust"
Youre mama so ugly, When Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said,"HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"
