Chuck Norris lit a campfire and humans saw the sun for the first time.
Why did I giggle?
Because I saw the oceans bottom
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully, he couldn’t stand up for himself
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
2 boys were at a lake and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady, one ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran, the boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone, I ran away because I felt something get hard"
I was on the train today and saw a cow on it it was quite strange until i realised it was Alfies mum
Today I was at PE and I saw a kid in a wheel chair I threw a basketball at him and I yelled rocket league.
POV: I made a blind joke. "That isn't funny, what if helen keller saw that?"
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk and he was in baggy clothes and I said are you a orphan he said yeah and the orphan said what gave me away I said ur parents
I thought god didn't make mistakes, but then I saw your face
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
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I saw a tree I looked up and there was an apple hanging And then I said wow that guy is lucky
Today I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you Penaldo!
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna I’d hit that
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The other day I went to a museum, my friend and I went to the holocaust section and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him. Why are you sad it’s just an Ash tray
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir
i went to the pharmacy the other day. i tried to buy a pack of condoms but i pretended i didnt have enough money to mess with the cashier. i went back into the aisles of the store got a pack of rubber bands and plastic wrap bought them and walked out. i loved the look on the casheirs face when they saw my decision.
I was walking down the street when I saw my ex-girlfriend so I fuck her, turns out it was her identical twins that she never told me about. And I decided to confront her. So I did the next time I saw her but this time it was her Identical triplet. There 3 of them.... AND SHE NEVER BROUGHT THAT UP IN THE 7 YEARS I WAS DATING HER!
