25+ Best Satisfaction Jokes - Page 2 - Worst Jokes Ever

Relationship

B1gD1ckW31S · 4 years ago

I want a relationship.

*Masturbates*

I don't want a relationship.

Monologue

Eric andre · 7 years ago

Hey, Hunger Games... I'm full!!

This ain't your mama's monologue.

Biscuit

ADHD autist · 3 years ago

Anyone else who snaps their biscuits perfectly in half?

An overhead shot of a round 'MARIE' biscuit that has been broken perfectly in half. The two halves are placed next to each other on a gray textured surface.

Satisfaction memes

Glad

Anonymous · 5 years ago

I'm glad.

Dalmatian

Anonymous · 8 years ago

What did the dalmatian dog say after he finished his meal?

"That hit the spot?"

Orphanage

Anonymous · 6 years ago

Once I saw a girl crying and asked, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at orphanages.

Platypus

big [fire] balls · 2 years ago

A platypus is being held in someone's hand. The text overlay reads: "Ah, yes... I am pleased. Your work has brightened my day. Proceed with accolades and joy!"

View

Anonymous · 2 years ago

Ignore line & ovals

The image is a screenshot of a Facebook post. The post is a lengthy text about Islamic terrorism. The text includes a fictional dialogue that is supposed to be a parody of a conversation about terrorism. The fictional dialogue begins with a claim that the terrorists were told to act by holy texts. The fictional responses include blaming social and geopolitical reasons, accusing the terrorists of not being true Muslims, and even accepting blame for causing the terrorism.

Hater

Cutepink · 2 years ago

When you see your hater die:

A smiling green tree with black arms and legs is waving against a blue background. The caption of the image is: "When you see your hater die:"

Feeling of power

Gummy gummy gummy bear · 2 years ago

A bar graph showing what gives people feelings of power. Money is at the bottom, then status, and then a far longer bar for saying shhh in a loud room and everyone going quiet immediately. Text reads: WHAT GIVES PEOPLE FEELINGS OF POWER. MONEY. STATUS. SAYING SHHH IN A LOUD ROOM AND EVERYONE GOING QUIET IMMEDIATELY.

Lego

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a grid of eight panels, each with a close-up of the character Kuzco from the movie "The Emperor's New Groove." In each panel, Kuzco is smiling smugly and the text overlay says "Oh, yeah. It's all coming together.". Above the image the text "Building LEGO be like" is displayed.

Video

Jazzy💕 · 2 years ago

That's all is needed to complete my day

A photo of actor Chris Hemsworth with a smug expression. The text above the image reads, "When you send a funny video to one of your siblings and you hear them laughing in the other room:". The text below the image is "*visible satisfaction*".

Fix

Daddy dick · 3 years ago

How i feel when...

A baby with dirty hands and clothes is standing in front of a car with his arms outstretched. The text says, "How I feel when I fix something."

Karma

Sore Raven · 7 months ago

A two-panel meme featuring actor Tobey Maguire. The left panel shows him looking sad with the caption 'When she leaves you for another guy'. The right panel shows a digitally edited wide smile on his face with the caption 'But he ends up beating her up'.

Satisfaction memes

Community talk

RapBoat

Matt, if you add an Explain Rapper who explain things in RAP, my life will be COMPLETE

Face mcshooty

HYPHEN LOOK AT WHAT I MADE U PROUD OF ME ?

Rylee ੈ♡˳

man my new schedule sucks.. my 7th period is career and college exploration but in a spanish class.. at this rate imma just switch my schedule to spanish. mf put me in the back of the classroom doing nothing.