Salt jokes
What food makes you smart? Salt, because it's a mined food.
What did the salt say to the vinegar during the sweet and sour dynasty?
"STUPID VINIGGER!"
McNeill's mom wrote a shopping list for supper:
cabbage _50
Carrots-50
Cooking fat -100
Onions_20
Tomato-20
salt-10
Total=250
She gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients.
McNeill took long to return home from the shopping.
His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long. McNeill answered, "I have all the ingredients, but I'm looking for total."
When I try to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
What's the difference between pepper and salt? One of them is black and the other one is white.
What? Gay
PURDGAY
What is the opposite of salt water?
Pepper water.
Police arrested a man who dropped his phone in the ocean. The was charged with a salt in battery.
Why did the family get mad at the boy for eating at the funeral? While trying to season his food, he mistook his cremated grandfather for salt.
What did the man say when his girlfriend threw sodium and chloride at him?
That’s assault!
Michael J. Fox walks into the grocery store to buy some salt. When he comes out, a kid turns to his mother and says, "Look mom, a salt shaker!"
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land doesn't wave back! 🤣
The witch doctor came in my mouth last week. First hot meal I’ve had in weeks.
"-JuicyFruitSnacks- A whole lot of pepper and a whole lot of salt. If I blame it on my friends, it won't be my fault."
-Mully- This is my mom left!!
Only Fortnite players will get it.
Where do you get salt water? Salty Springs.
Why did the sea cry?
Because it felt salty and blue.
When you do not touch grass :
Would be funny but I’d rather not get beat to death.
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guys im making muffins and i j put in pepper instead of salt 😭 it was only a lil so many no one will notice??
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