mal 🌸1 year agoguys im making muffins and i j put in pepper instead of salt 😭 it was only a lil so many no one will notice??
mal 🌸1 year agoit was a tiny little bit though and these muffins called for a shit ton of chocolate so i think im fine 😭
mal 🌸1 year agoTHE BATTER'S SO CHOCOLATEY THAT I DON'T THINK ANYONE WILL TASTE THE PEPPER (hopefully)
⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧1 year agomal 🌸bruh i was like "why tf this salt black?" and then i looked at the containerthat’s racist
mal 🌸1 year agoI ATE SOME OF IT AND I FEEL LIKE IMMA PUKE BUT I DUNNO IF IT'S CAUSE OF HOW MUCH CHOCOLATE THERE IS OR CAUSE SALMONELLA FROM THE EGGS 💀
addi1 year agomal 🌸my favourite option on there is this lamb sauce is in need of jesus you muppetMUPPET 💀
addi1 year agomal 🌸imma start calling people muppets and YANKEE DOODLE DONKEYI’m finna use walnut and toilet brush
addi1 year agomal 🌸none of these insults beat my classic burnt cereal bowl thoughBurnt cereal bowl help
mal 🌸1 year agoi called my brother that when he pissed me off once and now i use it whenever someone's bein a bitch dick 💀
addi1 year agomal 🌸i called my brother that when he pissed me off once and now i use it whenever someone's bein a bitch dick 💀ONG YOURE SO REAL FOR THAT
mal 🌸1 year agomy 2 year old sister j cried for 10 minutes cause my brother popped her balloon on accident
mal 🌸1 year agoThe Unknown King of Moderationhow the fuck do you make that mistakecause the containers are identical lmao
The Unknown King of Moderation1 year agoJazzy💕i put pepper in my tea one timewhat the fuck were you trying to put in it
Jazzy💕1 year agoThe Unknown King of Moderationwhat the fuck were you trying to put in itsugar and dude i was 7
The Unknown King of Moderation1 year agoJazzy💕sugar and dude i was 7I wouldn't have made that mistake when I was 7
Jazzy💕1 year agoThe Unknown King of Moderationwho puts sugar in a shaker at alli wasnt paying attention
mal 🌸
*maybe
Jazzy💕
oop
Jazzy💕
girl i can't im laughing my ass of rn
mal 🌸
bruh i was like "why tf this salt black?" and then i looked at the container
mal 🌸
it was a tiny little bit though and these muffins called for a shit ton of chocolate so i think im fine 😭
⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧
no i would eat it
mal 🌸
they're cookin and they smell goooood
addi
NOT THE PEPPER
mal 🌸
💀
mal 🌸
IT WAS ONLY A COUPLE TWISTS FROM THE THINGY MABOB
addi
NO CUZ ID STILL EAT IT
addi
REGARDLESS OF THAT
addi
ALSO A COUPKE TWISTS EQUALS A LOT
mal 🌸
THE BATTER'S SO CHOCOLATEY THAT I DON'T THINK ANYONE WILL TASTE THE PEPPER (hopefully)
⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧
that’s racist
mal 🌸
I ATE SOME OF IT AND I FEEL LIKE IMMA PUKE BUT I DUNNO IF IT'S CAUSE OF HOW MUCH CHOCOLATE THERE IS OR CAUSE SALMONELLA FROM THE EGGS 💀
mal 🌸
i don't support black seasoning in my baking
⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧
cancelled
mal 🌸
DAAAAAAMN MY MUFFINS ARE THICK
mal 🌸
naw man you can't cancel me im gordon ramsay
⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧
mal 🌸
THE FUCKING BATTER IS RAW
mal 🌸
LMAO
mal 🌸
OMG MUPPET IM USING THAT FROM NOW ON
addi
THIS CHICKEN IS PINKER THAN THE PANTHER YOU ABSOLUTE DONKEY
mal 🌸
lmaooooo
mal 🌸
my favourite option on there is this lamb sauce is in need of jesus you muppet
addi
MUPPET 💀
⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧
MICROSOFT 💀
addi
The ima start calling people walnut
addi
MICROSCOPE 💀
⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧
MICROBIOME 💀
mal 🌸
imma start calling people muppets and YANKEE DOODLE DONKEY
addi
MILLIMETER 💀
addi
I’m finna use walnut and toilet brush
⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧
CENTIMETER 💀
mal 🌸
OMG TOILET BRUSH I DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE 💀
addi
CARSICK 💀
addi
YEAH LMFAO
mal 🌸
none of these insults beat my classic burnt cereal bowl though
addi
Burnt cereal bowl help
mal 🌸
i called my brother that when he pissed me off once and now i use it whenever someone's bein a bitch dick 💀
addi
ONG YOURE SO REAL FOR THAT
Jazzy💕
hi
mal 🌸
heyy
Jazzy💕
efpovu
Jazzy💕
deoev
mal 🌸
fdhsi
Jazzy💕
loh
mal 🌸
tuyg
Jazzy💕
khbil
addi
Huh
The Unknown King of Moderation
how the fuck do you make that mistake
Jazzy💕
jhbio
mal 🌸
my 2 year old sister j cried for 10 minutes cause my brother popped her balloon on accident
The Unknown King of Moderation
one is white
Jazzy💕
lmao
The Unknown King of Moderation
one is black
Jazzy💕
HAHAHAH
The Unknown King of Moderation
one has an S
mal 🌸
cause the containers are identical lmao
The Unknown King of Moderation
one has a P
The Unknown King of Moderation
why would they make identical containers
The Unknown King of Moderation
there's always a distinction
Jazzy💕
i put pepper in my tea one time
mal 🌸
i dunno man i dunno 😭
mal 🌸
it j be like that sometimes 💀
The Unknown King of Moderation
what the fuck were you trying to put in it
mal 🌸
mm yummy
Jazzy💕
sugar and dude i was 7
⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧
mal 🌸
dude on the shakers my mom gets the colours shape EVERYTHING are the EXACT same
The Unknown King of Moderation
I wouldn't have made that mistake when I was 7
The Unknown King of Moderation
who puts sugar in a pepper shaker
The Unknown King of Moderation
who puts sugar in a shaker at all
addi
Jake mod instigator is back
The Unknown King of Moderation
that bitch
Jazzy💕
i wasnt paying attention
The Unknown King of Moderation
where
Jazzy💕
oh where he at
Jazzy💕
*grabs popcorn*
Jazzy💕
let the games begin
mal 🌸
lmao
addi
He made a HISSSSSSSSSS POST
Jazzy💕
whats the post called?
mal 🌸
HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
mal 🌸
worstjokesever.com/community/p/655bc633c351abc7bc73ea5a