mal1 year agoguys im making muffins and i j put in pepper instead of salt 😭 it was only a lil so many no one will notice??
mal1 year agoit was a tiny little bit though and these muffins called for a shit ton of chocolate so i think im fine 😭
⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧1 year agomalbruh i was like "why tf this salt black?" and then i looked at the containerthat’s racist
mal1 year agoI ATE SOME OF IT AND I FEEL LIKE IMMA PUKE BUT I DUNNO IF IT'S CAUSE OF HOW MUCH CHOCOLATE THERE IS OR CAUSE SALMONELLA FROM THE EGGS 💀
addi1 year agomalmy favourite option on there is this lamb sauce is in need of jesus you muppetMUPPET 💀
addi1 year agomalimma start calling people muppets and YANKEE DOODLE DONKEYI’m finna use walnut and toilet brush
addi1 year agomalnone of these insults beat my classic burnt cereal bowl thoughBurnt cereal bowl help
mal1 year agoi called my brother that when he pissed me off once and now i use it whenever someone's bein a bitch dick 💀
addi1 year agomali called my brother that when he pissed me off once and now i use it whenever someone's bein a bitch dick 💀ONG YOURE SO REAL FOR THAT
mal1 year agomy 2 year old sister j cried for 10 minutes cause my brother popped her balloon on accident
mal1 year agoThe Unknown King of Moderationhow the fuck do you make that mistakecause the containers are identical lmao
The Unknown King of Moderation1 year agoJazzy💕i put pepper in my tea one timewhat the fuck were you trying to put in it
Jazzy💕1 year agoThe Unknown King of Moderationwhat the fuck were you trying to put in itsugar and dude i was 7
The Unknown King of Moderation1 year agoJazzy💕sugar and dude i was 7I wouldn't have made that mistake when I was 7
Jazzy💕1 year agoThe Unknown King of Moderationwho puts sugar in a shaker at alli wasnt paying attention
mal
*maybe
Jazzy💕
oop
Jazzy💕
girl i can't im laughing my ass of rn
mal
bruh i was like "why tf this salt black?" and then i looked at the container
mal
it was a tiny little bit though and these muffins called for a shit ton of chocolate so i think im fine 😭
⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧
no i would eat it
mal
they're cookin and they smell goooood
addi
NOT THE PEPPER
mal
💀
mal
IT WAS ONLY A COUPLE TWISTS FROM THE THINGY MABOB
addi
NO CUZ ID STILL EAT IT
addi
REGARDLESS OF THAT
addi
ALSO A COUPKE TWISTS EQUALS A LOT
mal
THE BATTER'S SO CHOCOLATEY THAT I DON'T THINK ANYONE WILL TASTE THE PEPPER (hopefully)
⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧
that’s racist
mal
I ATE SOME OF IT AND I FEEL LIKE IMMA PUKE BUT I DUNNO IF IT'S CAUSE OF HOW MUCH CHOCOLATE THERE IS OR CAUSE SALMONELLA FROM THE EGGS 💀
mal
i don't support black seasoning in my baking
⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧
cancelled
mal
DAAAAAAMN MY MUFFINS ARE THICK
mal
naw man you can't cancel me im gordon ramsay
⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧
mal
THE FUCKING BATTER IS RAW
mal
LMAO
mal
OMG MUPPET IM USING THAT FROM NOW ON
addi
THIS CHICKEN IS PINKER THAN THE PANTHER YOU ABSOLUTE DONKEY
mal
lmaooooo
mal
my favourite option on there is this lamb sauce is in need of jesus you muppet
addi
MUPPET 💀
⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧
MICROSOFT 💀
addi
The ima start calling people walnut
addi
MICROSCOPE 💀
⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧
MICROBIOME 💀
mal
imma start calling people muppets and YANKEE DOODLE DONKEY
addi
MILLIMETER 💀
addi
I’m finna use walnut and toilet brush
⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧
CENTIMETER 💀
mal
OMG TOILET BRUSH I DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE 💀
addi
CARSICK 💀
addi
YEAH LMFAO
mal
none of these insults beat my classic burnt cereal bowl though
addi
Burnt cereal bowl help
mal
i called my brother that when he pissed me off once and now i use it whenever someone's bein a bitch dick 💀
addi
ONG YOURE SO REAL FOR THAT
Jazzy💕
hi
mal
heyy
Jazzy💕
efpovu
Jazzy💕
deoev
mal
fdhsi
Jazzy💕
loh
mal
tuyg
Jazzy💕
khbil
addi
Huh
The Unknown King of Moderation
how the fuck do you make that mistake
Jazzy💕
jhbio
mal
my 2 year old sister j cried for 10 minutes cause my brother popped her balloon on accident
The Unknown King of Moderation
one is white
Jazzy💕
lmao
The Unknown King of Moderation
one is black
Jazzy💕
HAHAHAH
The Unknown King of Moderation
one has an S
mal
cause the containers are identical lmao
The Unknown King of Moderation
one has a P
The Unknown King of Moderation
why would they make identical containers
The Unknown King of Moderation
there's always a distinction
Jazzy💕
i put pepper in my tea one time
mal
i dunno man i dunno 😭
mal
it j be like that sometimes 💀
The Unknown King of Moderation
what the fuck were you trying to put in it
mal
mm yummy
Jazzy💕
sugar and dude i was 7
⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧
mal
dude on the shakers my mom gets the colours shape EVERYTHING are the EXACT same
The Unknown King of Moderation
I wouldn't have made that mistake when I was 7
The Unknown King of Moderation
who puts sugar in a pepper shaker
The Unknown King of Moderation
who puts sugar in a shaker at all
addi
Jake mod instigator is back
The Unknown King of Moderation
that bitch
Jazzy💕
i wasnt paying attention
The Unknown King of Moderation
where
Jazzy💕
oh where he at
Jazzy💕
*grabs popcorn*
Jazzy💕
let the games begin
mal
lmao
addi
He made a HISSSSSSSSSS POST
Jazzy💕
whats the post called?
mal
HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
mal
worstjokesever.com/community/p/655bc633c351abc7bc73ea5a