why did sally fall off the swing... because theirs to many jokes about sally
Q. Why did sally get beat up? A. She couldn’t fight back.
Why was Sally sad? Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
knock knock who's there sally sally who your going do bed right now
What did sally get for her birthday? A football! Only joking she hasn't opened the box yet.
why did sally get a black eye? Because she tried to play patty cake.
Sally jumped out a plane, She forgot her parachute!
Knock knock
Whose there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky Knock knock
Whose there?
A bomb
Q: Where did sally go on her bike A: No where
why did the boy get run over ? sally was driving
Sally threw herself a birthday party, and only one person showed up. Who is it?
The grim reaper.
There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off. Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river, she had a gun. When she got out of the river she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.
Why did Little Sally get hurt while playing soccer A: she fell into a minefield
Why didn't Sally get home from work?
She got hit by a bus.
Why did Sally get to go to Hawaii for free?
She washed up on the beach.
Student: 503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left?
Teacher: 502.
Student: How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
Teacher: No, you can't fit an elephant in a fridge!!
Student: Just open door, put elephant in, close door.
Student: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
Teacher: open door, put giraffe in, close door
Student: No! Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.
Student: The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one?
Teacher: let me guess the lion?
Student: No! The giraffe because He's in a fridge.
Teacher: WOW!
Student: Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How?
Teacher: Sally stepped on the alligators mouth?
Student: The gators are at the party.
Student: But Sally dies anyway. Why?
Teacher: She drowned?!
Student: No! She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
Guess what sally got for Christmas? Gloves! Jk, she still hasn't opened it.
Why does Sally has no friends? Because she is obese.
how did you get sally into a blender? -without much resistance how do you get sally out of a blender? -tortilla chips
This is Sally😉 Sally says hi 👐 This is Sally when a car comes by 🤕
20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off. Okay moving on you took to long, how many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge (*Their reply* Idk how many) 3, Open the fridge put the elephant into the fridge and close the door. how do you put a giraffe into the fridge (*Their reply* 3...) Wrong 4, Open the fridge take out the elephant put in the giraffe and close the door, why did sally fall off the swing, A fridge fell on her
