Sally jokes
Where did Sally go after the gunshot?
6 feet under.
*That is how deep they put the coffin...*
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because someone booted her in the face. 馃ぃ馃ぃ
There was a woman named Sally. She loved to have sex with other people. One time, she had sex with me. I noticed her bra size was 69 (+69). That is fucking big!
Ok, then when her partner was pissing, he told her she should call the doctor. So she dialed 2063512000 (+2000) and called the doctor. The office was on 51st street ave NE (+51). Holy shit, the doctor said! The boots were so big that she had to take 8 pills (x 8). The next morning, she was ________.
69 + 51 + 2000 x 8 = 16120
58008 (flip calculator)
Boobless.
what was sally's role in a football game?
the football ;-;
What did Sally get for her 18th birthday? A brick.
Why did she get a brick? She hit 18.
Why was Sally at the hospital after her parents left? Because they put her up for adoption.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because there's too many jokes about Sally.
Q: Why did Sally get beat up?
A: She couldn鈥檛 fight back.
Why was Sally sad?
Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sally.
Sally who?
You're going to bed right now.
What did Sally get for her birthday? A football!
Only joking; she hasn't opened the box yet.
Why did Sally get a black eye?
Because she tried to play patty cake.
Sally jumped out a plane, she forgot her parachute!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A bomb.
Q: Where did Sally go on her bike? A: Nowhere.
Why did the boy get run over?
Sally was driving.
Sally threw herself a birthday party, and only one person showed up. Who is it?
The grim reaper.
There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off.
Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river? She had a gun. When she got out of the river, she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.
Why did Little Sally get hurt while playing soccer?
Because she fell into a minefield.
Why didn't Sally get home from work?
She got hit by a bus.
Why did Sally get to go to Hawaii for free?
She washed up on the beach.