Sally jokes
There was a woman named Sally. She loved to have sex with other people. One time, she had sex with me. I noticed her bra size was 69 (+69). That is fucking big!
Ok, then when her partner was pissing, he told her she should call the doctor. So she dialed 2063512000 (+2000) and called the doctor. The office was on 51st street ave NE (+51). Holy shit, the doctor said! The boots were so big that she had to take 8 pills (x 8). The next morning, she was ________.
69 + 51 + 2000 x 8 = 16120
58008 (flip calculator)
Boobless.
what was sally's role in a football game?
the football ;-;
What did Sally get for her 18th birthday? A brick.
Why did she get a brick? She hit 18.
Why was Sally at the hospital after her parents left? Because they put her up for adoption.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because there's too many jokes about Sally.
Q: Why did Sally get beat up?
A: She couldn’t fight back.
Why was Sally sad?
Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sally.
Sally who?
You're going to bed right now.
What did Sally get for her birthday? A football!
Only joking; she hasn't opened the box yet.
Why did Sally get a black eye?
Because she tried to play patty cake.
Sally jumped out a plane, she forgot her parachute!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A bomb.
Q: Where did Sally go on her bike? A: Nowhere.
Why did the boy get run over?
Sally was driving.
Sally threw herself a birthday party, and only one person showed up. Who is it?
The grim reaper.
There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off.
Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river? She had a gun. When she got out of the river, she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.
Why did Little Sally get hurt while playing soccer?
Because she fell into a minefield.
Why didn't Sally get home from work?
She got hit by a bus.
Why did Sally get to go to Hawaii for free?
She washed up on the beach.
Student: 503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left?
Teacher: 502.
Student: How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
Teacher: No, you can't fit an elephant in a fridge!!
Student: Just open door, put elephant in, close door.
Student: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
Teacher: open door, put giraffe in, close door
Student: No! Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.
Student: The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one?
Teacher: let me guess the lion?
Student: No! The giraffe because He's in a fridge.
Teacher: WOW!
Student: Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How?
Teacher: Sally stepped on the alligators mouth?
Student: The gators are at the party.
Student: But Sally dies anyway. Why?
Teacher: She drowned?!
Student: No! She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
Guess what Sally got for Christmas? Gloves! Jk, she still hasn't opened it.