Sally

Sally jokes

What did Sally get for her birthday? A football!

Only joking; she hasn't opened the box yet.

Why did Sally get a black eye?

Because she tried to play patty cake.

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  • Sally jumped out a plane, she forgot her parachute!

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Not Sally...

    How did she die?

    A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    A bomb.

    Sally threw herself a birthday party, and only one person showed up. Who is it?

    The grim reaper.

    There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off.

    Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river? She had a gun. When she got out of the river, she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.

    Why did Little Sally get hurt while playing soccer?

    Because she fell into a minefield.

    Student: 503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left?

    Teacher: 502.

    Student: How do you put an elephant in a fridge?

    Teacher: No, you can't fit an elephant in a fridge!!

    Student: Just open door, put elephant in, close door.

    Student: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?

    Teacher: open door, put giraffe in, close door

    Student: No! Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.

    Student: The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one?

    Teacher: let me guess the lion?

    Student: No! The giraffe because He's in a fridge.

    Teacher: WOW!

    Student: Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How?

    Teacher: Sally stepped on the alligators mouth?

    Student: The gators are at the party.

    Student: But Sally dies anyway. Why?

    Teacher: She drowned?!

    Student: No! She got hit in the head by a flying brick.

    How did you get Sally into a blender?

    - Without much resistance.

    How do you get Sally out of a blender?

    - Tortilla chips.

    20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off. Okay, moving on. You took too long.

    How many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge? (*Their reply* I don't know how many.)

    3, Open the fridge, put the elephant into the fridge, and close the door. How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? (*Their reply* 3...)

    Wrong. 4, Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A fridge fell on her.