sally has no arms. what did she get for Christmas? idk she hasn't opened it yet.
Why did sally fail her final exam?
Because she had nothing written down.
If you want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents.
Double!
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Triple!
Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
why did Sally decide to fly to school?
She couldn't drive.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Where did Sally go during the summer swimming
why did sally drop her ice cream come? because she got hit bye a bus. subscribe to my youtube channel to find more jokes like this one.search Irs Calvin and the pic of the kid ,,,thats me
why does sally hate herself, cause Sophie stole her boy
why is sally dead, cause she has no arms
Time for a story: There are 500 bricks on a plane, one falls off. How many are left? 499.
What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator? Open fridge, put in elephant, close fridge.
What are the 4 steps to putting a giraffe in a fridge? Open fridge, take out elephant, put in giraffe, close fridge.
The lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend except one, who is it? Giraffe, he's stuck in the fridge.
Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across safely, how? The alligators where at the birthday party.
Sally dies anyway. How? She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
Why does Sally have 100 sisters? She lives in an orphanage.
Why did sally run into a tree? She is blind
Why can’t sally get a hair cut? She has cancer
Why can't sally hit herself. Because she has no arms
Q: why did sally survive the car accident A: she hit an ambulance
why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms ~ knock knock who's there? not sally ~ what first went through sally's head when the nazis came? a bullet ~ where did sally go when the bomb exploded? everywhere ~ what did sally get for christmas? a bike
Where did Sally go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Why did sally fall of the swing-someone chucked a brick at her. Why did sally through a clock out the window-she had brain damage from the brick.
what noise does Sally like to say? Splat
you know Sally? she's dead now
