Sally jokes
Q: Why did Sally survive the car accident?
A: She hit an ambulance.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
What first went through Sally's head when the Nazis came? A bullet.
Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.
What did Sally get for Christmas? A bike.
Where did Sally go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone chucked a brick at her.
Why did Sally throw a clock out the window? She had brain damage from the brick.
What noise does Sally like to say? Splat!
You know Sally? She's dead now.
What do you call a plane with no wings? Sally.
Little Johnny went to the doctor to get an infection checked on his penis. As the doctor examined it, he asked, "Lil Johnny how did you get an infection on your penis?" Johnny replied, "Well, the damn neighbor Sally's braces are too sharp."
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally!
Why'd Sally drop her ice cream?
She was hit by a bus.
What did Sally get for Christmas?
Cancer.
Why did Sally not save the mountain climber?
Because it was her dad.
Why can't Sally swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock, "Who's there?", not Sally.
Where did Sally go when the bombs dropped?
Everywhere.
Sally fell off the swing.
Sally has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.