Physical limitation jokes
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Why couldn't she get up?
She had no friends.
Knock Knock (Who's there?)
Not Sally...
I hate it when disabled people get bullied...
... because they can't stand up for themselves.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
The dwarf who couldn’t reach the doorbell.
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died?
He could not get up the stairs?
So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.
He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"
If Stephen Hawking was so fucking smart, why hasn't he learned to walk yet?
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace.
Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.
How do you piss off a midget?
Give them a yo-yo and tell them to play with it.
Why did the midget not go to bed?
He couldn't reach the bed.
Why was Sally sad?
Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled kids.
When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,
Then the speed bump starts screaming.
I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.
The Lego broke in half.