Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Why couldn't she get up?
She had no friends.
Knock Knock (Who's there?)
Not Sally...
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died?
He could not get up the stairs?
I hate it when disabled people get bullied...
... because they can't stand up for themselves.
Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.
So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.
He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"
If Stephen Hawking was so fucking smart, why hasn't he learned to walk yet?
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace.
Why did the midget not go to bed?
He couldn't reach the bed.
Why was Sally sad?
Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
