Physical limitation jokes
How do you piss off a midget?
Give them a yo-yo and tell them to play with it.
What's a game a paraplegic kid can't play?
Hopscotch.
Why did the midget not go to bed?
He couldn't reach the bed.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace.
I hate it when disabled people get bullied...
... because they can't stand up for themselves.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
The dwarf who couldn’t reach the doorbell.
So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.
He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"
Why was Sally sad?
Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Why couldn't she get up?
She had no friends.
Knock Knock (Who's there?)
Not Sally...
Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
We can only see 90 degrees.
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?
All of them.
Why couldn't the kid go rock wall climbing?
Because every time he moved his leg upward, his prosthetic leg fell off.
You use your legs as support, you count on your fingers.
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died?
He could not get up the stairs?
If Stephen Hawking was so fucking smart, why hasn't he learned to walk yet?