Physical limitation jokes
What's a game a paraplegic kid can't play?
Hopscotch.
So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.
He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"
If Stephen Hawking was so fucking smart, why hasn't he learned to walk yet?
I hate it when disabled people get bullied...
... because they can't stand up for themselves.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Why couldn't she get up?
She had no friends.
Knock Knock (Who's there?)
Not Sally...
How do you piss off a midget?
Give them a yo-yo and tell them to play with it.
Why was Sally sad?
Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died?
He could not get up the stairs?
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?
All of them.
You use your legs as support, you count on your fingers.
Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.
I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.
Why did the midget not go to bed?
He couldn't reach the bed.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
The dwarf who couldn’t reach the doorbell.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace.