Physical limitation jokes
Why was Sally sad?
Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
The dwarf who couldn’t reach the doorbell.
Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died?
He could not get up the stairs?
Why did the midget not go to bed?
He couldn't reach the bed.
How do you piss off a midget?
Give them a yo-yo and tell them to play with it.
What's a game a paraplegic kid can't play?
Hopscotch.
I hate it when disabled people get bullied...
... because they can't stand up for themselves.
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?
All of them.
Why couldn't the kid go rock wall climbing?
Because every time he moved his leg upward, his prosthetic leg fell off.
Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.
I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.
If Stephen Hawking was so fucking smart, why hasn't he learned to walk yet?
So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.
He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Why couldn't she get up?
She had no friends.
Knock Knock (Who's there?)
Not Sally...