Physical Limitation Jokes

Sally

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

She had no arms.

Why couldn't she get up?

She had no friends.

Knock Knock (Who's there?)

Not Sally...

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  • T Rex

    Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.

    Wheelchair

    So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.

    He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"

    Sally

    Why was Sally sad?

    Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.