Said jokes

One dog said to the other dog, "Man, it is hard sleeping on the floor."

The other said, "Really? I like my bed."

My dad called me as I said I shit in my sister's mouth. Impossible? Nope.

My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."

Hrhfgsfabcke then the other guy said, "Potato."

There were three cats. The first cat said, "Meow." The second cat said, "Meow." The third cat said, "Meow meow." Then the first cat said, "Don't change the subject!"

Yesterday, I saw an advert with a random woman dancing, and someone said that they were beautiful.

And then I said, "Except the fat people." And then I got sent to my room for saying that.

We were talking about ancient ruins last week, so I said they can ruin your day!

Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"

One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?

I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."

A butt saw the toilet and said, "Shit, I'm sick!"

I’m back and have a joke my friend said!

Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.

Person 2: What was it?

Person 1: He went as himself.

People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.

Peyk 47 said that Kobe Bryant is not a legend, but he is.

Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."

Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."

"Meow, meow, I'm a dog," said the sped kid.

So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"

My pansexual son was asked to form a sentence with a word "Carry" on his zoom class earlier on today and he said "Pessi was carried by Iniesta and Neymar to his Mickey Mouse UCL". He received a standing ovation. Children are our hope and I'm proud of the education system!

Guys talk to me is what the emo loner said, but seriously, talk to me.