Said jokes

What did the fish say to the other fish? "You have a big butt!"

The other fish said, "We don't have butts......"

I was wearing a mask and told the teacher I ate her vagina. She said what? I pulled my mask down and said, "No, I said I like your hyenas." Then a kid sees me do it, but he only heard the first part, so he goes up to the teach and says, "I'ma fuck you tonight." She said, "Pull your mask down," and he pulls his mask down and says, "I'ma fuck you tonight."

A butt saw the toilet and said, "Shit, I'm sick!"

I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."

I’m back and have a joke my friend said!

Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.

Person 2: What was it?

Person 1: He went as himself.

People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.

My pansexual son was asked to form a sentence with a word "Carry" on his zoom class earlier on today and he said "Pessi was carried by Iniesta and Neymar to his Mickey Mouse UCL". He received a standing ovation. Children are our hope and I'm proud of the education system!

"Meow, meow, I'm a dog," said the sped kid.

My dad said not to touch this thingy called a gun, but I looked down that pole and pressed that thing, and now I'm in heaven.

Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."

So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"

Guys talk to me is what the emo loner said, but seriously, talk to me.

Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."

I went fishing while watching porn, and my girlfriend said, "Well, you want my fish?" and I said, "But you're not in the water."

Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."

"Hi Koko, you said we met a few years ago. What is your real name? Lol."

Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”

"I’m going through a lot of things right now," I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.

A mouse said, "Who should put the bell on the cat?" Then all mice said, "The old one."

This is about Gwen.

I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.