What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Man I hate it when companies do this crap, now you can't commit toaster bath anymore
What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.
I saw a sign that said, "Falling Rocks." I tried it, and it doesn't.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a child?
You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.
Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.