Nuclear Weapon jokes
Nah, North Korea got inspired by the fatman nuke that he also became a fatman with nukes.
What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.
Russians think they are tougher than Americans. Here are some reasons for the Russians out here reading this:
1. USA was NEVER invaded!
2. USA never commits as many war crimes as Russia does!
3. USA made the first nuclear weapon so yeah shove that up your ass, Russians!
4. Our soldiers don’t rape kids.
5. We have more allies than you.
6. We are smaller but stronger.
7. Random civilians in the USA have stronger guns than Russian military does!
Last words of the mayor of Hiroshima: “What the fuck was that noise?”
When was the biggest BBQ in history? Hiroshima, August 6, 1945.
Why are Asian's eyes always squinted?
Nukes are bright.
What is the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You need to drop the bomb twice on her before she gets it.
Apparently, describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.
Know the nuclear bombs of the world.
🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb
🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”
🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb
🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing
🇮🇱🧨 what bomb
🇮🇷🧨 just self defence
Spongebob: Easy now, you try first. Get a jar.
Patrick: *picks up nuke*
Spongebob: Patrick, that's a nuke!
Patrick: Yes.
Nuke: *boom*
What do you call a country with nukes?
Abomination.
President: Them damn flat faced n**g*rs!!
Man: We have the power of the sun itself!
President: Drop it on them!
Man: You push the button.
President: *sigh* Fine give it to me.
Man: Hands over button
President: Pushes it
Both: YAAA!
President: Bumps into the button pressing it again
Both: Oh, sh*t!
Meanwhile in Japan after the first bomb went off
Japanese man: Ah sh*t here we go again
What is the strongest weapon in India?
The red button (this is a fact).
Hippity hoppity, Hiroshima, Nagasaki.
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"
