Nuclear Weapon jokes
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.
What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"
Hippity hoppity, Hiroshima, Nagasaki.
Apparently, describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.
Why are Asian's eyes always squinted?
Nukes are bright.
What is the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You need to drop the bomb twice on her before she gets it.
When was the biggest BBQ in history? Hiroshima, August 6, 1945.
Last words of the mayor of Hiroshima: “What the fuck was that noise?”
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.
Nah, North Korea got inspired by the fatman nuke that he also became a fatman with nukes.
Russians think they are tougher than Americans. Here are some reasons for the Russians out here reading this:
1. USA was NEVER invaded!
2. USA never commits as many war crimes as Russia does!
3. USA made the first nuclear weapon so yeah shove that up your ass, Russians!
4. Our soldiers don’t rape kids.
5. We have more allies than you.
6. We are smaller but stronger.
7. Random civilians in the USA have stronger guns than Russian military does!
Spongebob: Easy now, you try first. Get a jar.
Patrick: *picks up nuke*
Spongebob: Patrick, that's a nuke!
Patrick: Yes.
Nuke: *boom*
A wife is like a grenade. Pull the ring and the house is gone.
5 out of 6 scientists say Russian Roulette is safe.
Did you know when scientists discovered atoms could split, it blew them all away?
What's the only time you can do almost whatever you want?
When you have a gun in your hand.
