Nuclear Weapon Jokes

What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"

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What is the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You need to drop the bomb twice on her before she gets it.

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Russians think they are tuffer than Americans. Here are some reasons for the Russians out here reading this

1 USA was NEVER invaded 2 USA never commits as many war crimes as Russia does! 3 USA made the first nuclear weapon so yeah shove that up your ass Russians 4 Our soldiers don’t rape kids 5 we have more Allie’s than you 6 we are smaller but stronger 7 Random civilians in the USA have stronger guns than Russian military does!