Sadness jokes
Do emo kids get jealous of their phone when it dies?
The last words of a depressive person are: "Yay, Freedom."
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low, and the cliff was nonexistent, and now you took the poison!"
My dog died. I'm so sad.
Orphans are lonely.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
It's sad someone has ligma.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas?
A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.
I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because his parents never came back with it.
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's parents?
The clock actually comes back around.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
"Like if u cry everytime."