Sadness jokes
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
It's sad someone has ligma.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas?
A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.
I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because his parents never came back with it.
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's parents?
The clock actually comes back around.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
"Like if u cry everytime."
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
What if death is hell because there is no bridge to heaven?
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.