The rain is my tears
my sis was funny but sad because i have a boy and she basint
What is the similarity between a sloth and a depressed kid?
They both hang from trees.
I love bullying orphans. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Why you can't kill a depressed person?
Because they are already dead inside.
one depressed kid goes to high five a tree but the tree just left him hanging
Ok, so i know most or all of you guys hate me and thats fine. You guys most likey no me as a horrible person which idk where u would hear that from. And finally I am truly a good person u just need to know me better. The only reason I fought tina and jack was because i was trying to be nice to another guy. Then i relised what side i should have been. I'm pretty sure everyone on this hates me. Just im sorry and just forgive me. Alya, Tina, Jack, and someone else i think all are nice people they just stick up for each other and thats what i relised. So if you still hate me its fine ill be leaving this app soon maybe. Hate makes me sad even though i use it but i know what was wrong i want to join the good side so just give a chance. This was watersharky's Apologies.
on this website, I just searched up "My jokes". In response, it said, "no jokes found". Wth.
A cemetery should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
why didint the teddy bear want to go to the gym
:Because he didnt wasnt to get ripped
What do you call a movie with kids with cancer? ... Finding Chemo.
Why is a orphan crying about its family? Because it cant "let it go"
If you feel sad, or you feel that You are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza
Mirrors can’t talk, it’s sad that it can’t laugh at you!
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree.
Too bad he left him hanging.
to RANDYYYY,
hi randy this is ALYA i dont want. to fight with you if your an orphan and you do know about your past you probably get sad right? well these jokes just bring up the bad times up for me.
-ALYA with love
I was sad, so I called the depression hotline. Turns out the depression hotline is where people roast you until you are depressed.
The depressed kid went to high five the tree... but the tree left them hanging.
today my idiot brother screamed"ahhhhh im dead!' but it wasn't really, so i d3cded to make it a reality until my sister came.............................
AND HELPED ME! - for once but then two minutes later my mom showed up, we k!lled him right infront of her and she screamed! "DONUTS AND PIZZA FOR YPU AND MORE IF YOU GO TO MRS ROBERTS HOUSE AND SAY HI AND BYE TO DADDY!!!!! and she hands us both a sharp tool and i say what about tommy??!!! arn't u MAD!!!!!!! then she replied who's THAT!!??? COZ HE AINT MINE HIS NAME IS TOMMY, TOMMY ROBERTS. so then me and my sister visit mrs ROBERTS AND SHE SAID OH THIS ISN'T ANYTHING IMPORTANT GO HOME! so then my sister nd i say hi! and do a countdount aftr that my nike white jumper had turned red! IT WAS A MUCH BETTER COLOUR , MUM SEEMED TO APROVE AS WELL!😊😊😊 but then the police question us where daddy was so then mom said....................... oh he's moved on! so then the police officer was like ahem ma'm where! SO THEN I BELLOWED.......................... UP - UR -A##. And we got let off the hook, then we moved oh and we k!lled the cop 2 and oh did i meantion we HAD a maid, and a landlord and a cat but they were all 2 annoying so we got rid of them and now our new backyard is very smellyyy and i dont think there is enoff space to put muummy anymore so now i dont think sissy will fit either🧐 i will ask my neibour nessy she'll obviously say YES or ill........................................
ok like for part two☺☺☺
why are short people sad????
don't jugde tho itz crap but________________________________________ coz they couldn't reach happiness
