What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌
One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of their lives.
How sad and pathetic is it that all you wait for after you finish a suicidal joke is for people to like your joke, but you know you'll just be a failure at that as well?
Why do emos like yo-yo's? Cos they get strangled by the string.
I would tell a joke but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11 he’s the greatest pilot that went down with the twin towers
I have some sad news. The Australian inventor of the boomerang grenade died today. RIP 😔
When u hit a speed bump in a school zoon and then u remember their is no speed bumps.
The closest thing in a depressed person's life is a knife and his/her throat.
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
Today is sad. My sister got hit by a car, and I lost my license as a driver.
When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq they asked if I could drive the car
Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Don’t cry when you attend my funeral, I was dead long ago so why cry now?
What happens when a depressed kid try’s to high-five a tree
The tree leaves them hanging
Once a monkey lived in a jamun tree. His friend, a crocodile, came there to eat jamun everyday. The second day, he ate some jamun and left some for his wife. Soon, his wife said, "Why don't you kill this monkey?"
The crocodile was sad and then asked the monkey to come to his place. The monkey said, "What if I drown?" The crocodile said, "Jump on my back." The monkey jumped on his back. The crocodile soon said, "I am gonna kill you. My wife is sick and wants to eat your heart." The monkey said, "I left my heart on the jamun tree." Then the crocodile swam back to the jamun tree and the monkey jumped on the tree.
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut it self.
Have you ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts itself!
My mom wanted me to build her a shed for her useless things, then she told me to go live in it.
