if you ask an artist how to commit suicide, they will say a very creative way
Sadness Jokes
A cock really has a sad life. He's hairs a mess, his neighbor's an arsehole, his best friend is a cunt.
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
I asked a girl I met if I could take her out to dinner.
The joke is I knew right after she said, "I'll call you," she was lying to me, not surprised even a little.
The next joke was a part of me hoped she would call, but did I really think she was going to? I'll never be good enough for anyone, what was I thinking, why did I even bother to ask her in the first place? I think it was just to prove I was right, I'm unwanted.
LONELINESS EQUALS SADNESS.
There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her, "Hey, what’s going on? Why are you crying? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers, then my mother, and raped my sister."
The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breechcloth, then said, “Guess this isn’t your day, is it?”
Is "buttcheek" one word, or should I spread them?
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌
One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of their lives.
How sad and pathetic is it that all you wait for after you finish a suicidal joke is for people to like your joke, but you know you'll just be a failure at that as well?
Why do emos like yo-yo's? Cos they get strangled by the string.
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
I have some sad news. The Australian inventor of the boomerang grenade died today. RIP 😔
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and then you remember there are no speed bumps.
The closest thing in a depressed person's life is a knife and his/her throat.
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
Today is sad. My sister got hit by a car, and I lost my license as a driver.
When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq, they asked if I could drive the car.
Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Don’t cry when you attend my funeral, I was dead long ago so why cry now?
