Sad jokes
Why were the cherries 🍒 crying?
Because their parents were in a jam.
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
After standing in line staring at McDonald's menu for 17 minutes,
Me: "Okay, I'm ready. Can you help me not be sad all the time?"
I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...
"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.
Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back? Sadly, the hardest part to eat of the vegetable is the wheelchair.
A guy was doing bad things and died and went to hell.
Demon: Why you sad?
Guy: I’m in hell, can’t you see?
Demon: Well, we have fun here at hell.
Guy: Really? Nice.
Demon: We do sleeping in on Mondays.
Guy: OoOoOo
Demon: Tuesdays we swim in our lava or dive in fire. If you die, you’re already dead ☠️
Guy: Ok, does that mean I’m a ghost?
Demon: No, you're not a ghost.
Demon: Wednesdays we do a dance party and smoke and drink 🍺
Guy: Ooooooo, I can’t wait 😜
Demon: Thursdays we drink all day until we throw up and die, and you're already dead, remember that?
Guy: Ok, but I am dead, and if I die again, I was already dead, right?
Demon: Yup.
Demon: I have a question: Are you gay, and do you like kissing fire girls, and if you die, you are already dead?
Guy: Ummm, I am not gay, and I don’t like kissing fire girls 😱😱😱
Demon: Then you won’t like Friday or Saturday or Sunday, heheh.
Guy: I’m dead for real in the hell 🪦🏴☠️☠️☠️💀
Hell helll helll R.I.P hell is gone for now.
How did the orphan die?
Of sadness.
It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.
Why was the kid sad?
He was adopted.
I left Twitter for a while, and when I tried to log back in, I found out I was suspended. I realized it was a penalty for saying some prohibited words on Twitter.
Sadly, my idol Pristiano Penaldo took the penalty for me and he missed, and now I'm on my alt. Shame on you, Penaldo!
I made a website for orphans.
Sadly, it doesn't have a homepage.
Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?
Y'know what's really sad?
Why break the fourth wall when you can turn the third wheel?
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
It’s so sad how Stephen Hawking was just rolling too far away from the outlet. RIP :(
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
What do you call a sad porno?
A tear jerker.
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despresso.