Sad Jokes

So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree

To bad he left him hanging

Its sad how families can be torn apart from something as simple as- wild dogs

Being sad is my only happiness

It’s sad because with all these mean jokes Stephen hawkings can’t even Stand up for himself

I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don't understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, what's so sad and she said "What do you think was running through these kid's head before they died". I replied "probably a bullet", she gasped and said "do you have any idea how insensitive that is, what do you think is running through their parent's heads", I said " probably all the money their losing from this funeral".

These ain't jokes these just sad truths

Teacher: Describe a penguin

Student: Black, White, Beak

Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan

Student: Sad, maybe depressed, No family

Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow

Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes

Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?

Student: It describes you tho.

what do you call a sad cup of coffee? Answer: Depresso

my sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.

There was a wedding so sad that even the cake was in tiers.

I'm funny but sad I submit jokes you'll love. Look for my name in jokes you've read. Anyway.

What did the man with no hands get for his birthday? Gloves. Just kidding he didn't have the chance to open the gifts.

What do you do when you see a sad orphan?

Nothing let them wait for their parents.

i feel sad for orphans the cant watch star wars bc its parental guidance

Husband: I bet you can't say something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time Wife: You have the biggest penis out of all your friends

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friends pen, in the end he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chickens life

What makes sad people jump? Bridges.

Why are we depressed, is it because that bully in your school, or that you have acne, how about when you listen to you sad song playlist, maybe cause you have no friends, Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake. T^T

Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like a the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How you ask? Ask the Twin Towers