Sad jokes

So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree.

Too bad he left him hanging.

It's sad how families can be torn apart from something as simple as wild dogs.

A penis has a sad life.

His hair is a mess.

His family is nuts.

His neighbor is an asshole.

His best friend is a pussy.

And his owner beats him.

Being sad is my only happiness.

It’s sad because with all these mean jokes Stephen hawkings can’t even Stand up for himself

When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.

I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don't understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "what's so sad?" and she said "What do you think was running through these kid's heads before they died?" I replied "probably a bullet". She gasped and said "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parent's heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."

These ain't jokes. These are just sad truths.

Teacher: Describe a penguin.

Student: Black, white, beak.

Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan.

Student: Sad, maybe depressed, no family.

Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow.

Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes.

Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?

Student: It describes you tho.

My son is so ungrateful. I bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.

What do you call a sad cup of coffee?

Answer: Depresso.

There was a wedding so sad that even the cake was in tiers.

I'm funny but sad, I submit jokes you'll love. Look for my name in jokes you've read. Anyway.

What did the man with no hands get for his birthday? Gloves. Just kidding, he didn't have the chance to open the gifts.

What do you do when you see a sad orphan?

Nothing, let them wait for their parents.

I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.

Husband: "I bet you can't say something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time."

Wife: "You have the biggest penis out of all your friends."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friend's pen. In the end, he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chicken's life.

What makes sad people jump? Bridges.

Why are we depressed? Is it because of that bully in your school, or because you have acne? How about when you listen to your sad song playlist? Maybe it's because you have no friends? Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake? T^T

Why were the twin towers sad?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.