Sad jokes

So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree.

Too bad he left him hanging.

It's sad how families can be torn apart from something as simple as wild dogs.

I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.

There are so many things going through my head. Sadly, none of it is a 9mm.

A doctor walks up to a dying man and sadly says: "I'm sorry, the test shows you only have 10 more to live."

The man says "10!? 10 what!? Years? Weeks? Days? What?!!?"

The doctor calmly replies "Nine".

A penis has a sad life.

His hair is a mess.

His family is nuts.

His neighbor is an asshole.

His best friend is a pussy.

And his owner beats him.

Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.

Being sad is my only happiness.

It’s sad because with all these mean jokes Stephen hawkings can’t even Stand up for himself

When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.

I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don't understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "what's so sad?" and she said "What do you think was running through these kid's heads before they died?" I replied "probably a bullet". She gasped and said "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parent's heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."

These ain't jokes. These are just sad truths.

Teacher: Describe a penguin.

Student: Black, white, beak.

Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan.

Student: Sad, maybe depressed, no family.

Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow.

Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes.

Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?

Student: It describes you tho.

What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.

I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.

I made a website that helps orphans. Sadly, it doesn't have a homepage.

My son is so ungrateful. I bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.

I have many jokes about unemployed people, but sadly, none of them seemed to have worked.

What do you call a sad cup of coffee?

Answer: Depresso.

There was a wedding so sad that even the cake was in tiers.

Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horses, and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.