Sad jokes
Q: Why did the math book look so sad?
A: Because of all its problems.
The penis has a sad life. His hair is always a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
He also stands up for kids who can't defend themselves.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
I made a website on orphans, sadly it didn't have a homepage.
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
Once a monkey lived in a jamun tree. His friend, a crocodile, came there to eat jamun everyday. The second day, he ate some jamun and left some for his wife. Soon, his wife said, "Why don't you kill this monkey?"
The crocodile was sad and then asked the monkey to come to his place. The monkey said, "What if I drown?" The crocodile said, "Jump on my back." The monkey jumped on his back. The crocodile soon said, "I am gonna kill you. My wife is sick and wants to eat your heart." The monkey said, "I left my heart on the jamun tree." Then the crocodile swam back to the jamun tree and the monkey jumped on the tree.
I'M SOOOO SAD. (I have depression btw)
What did the tomato say to the sad pickle?
"What's the big dill?"
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
It’s sad how my friend was struck from the medical register for sleeping with a patient.
He was a great vet.
Why was the apple 🍎 sad?
Because he got his peelings hurt.
Why did the cookie cry?
Because its mom was a wafer too long!
Gwen: Addison, I don't mean to be mean but you're really starting to be an asshole!
Addison: I don't know what you mean. I've always been an asshole. That is why people pound me in the asshole!
Kariah: That's sad!
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
I had the BEST day EVER.
1: I woke up.
2: I met someone I'm sad about.
3: I had fun and got them back again online.
But sadly the order was 2nd, 3rd, 1st... XD
I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
Why was Timmy sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.