Sad Jokes

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my battery lasted longer than your sad depressing life

dont be sad because thats das backwards and das not good

I have some sad news. The Australian inventor of the boomerang grenade died today. RIP 😔

I was sad, so i called the depression hotline. Turns out the depression hotline is where people roast you until you are depressed.

1 just feeling sad 2 depression 3 self harm 4 suicide

What do you call a sad strawberry 🍓?

A blueberry.

Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school. “Dad I got an F in Geography class!” “Why is that?” “The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building’” Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”

if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.

are you sad then don't be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.

A: Why are you so sad? B: I was watching porn and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.

A: Ok I see, but is that really such a big deal?

B: I mean, she opened the door in the movi

It’s sad some one has ligma

The other day I went to a museum, my friend and I went to the holocaust section and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him. Why are you sad it’s just an Ash tray

Why can’t an orphan play baseball?

He doesn’t know where home is

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Why is 10 so sad cus it was in the middle of 9/11

Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone A. Because he got hit by a truck

When I was little I used to think that the people in cartoons were real people..until I turned 7 I realized that it was just people doing voices..sad isnt it