Sad jokes
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
If you’ve got depression, then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both.
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
My life is so sad it's because you're in it.
How do you call a sad coffee? A depresso!
Fake emo: when I’m sad, I cut myself.
Real emo: same.
Fake emo: another piece of cake.
Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time.
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)
If you run next to a car, you get tired, but if you run behind it, you get exhausted.
I'll be here all week... sadly enough for you.
I made a website for orphans. Sadly, it doesn't have a home button.
What's 12 inches long, red, and when I force feed it to my wife, she cries?
Her miscarriage.
For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said, "Your sister is dead!" sadly. The girl asked, "She was skinny, right?" The mom said yes. The sister laughed, "I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!"
Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.
A cock really has a sad life. He's hairs a mess, his neighbor's an arsehole, his best friend is a cunt.
"I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, "Your penis is bigger than your brother's."
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
My buddy and I both wanted to marry a woman who happened to be an amputee.
Sadly, my buddy won her heart, but I got her leg.
How sad and pathetic is it that all you wait for after you finish a suicidal joke is for people to like your joke, but you know you'll just be a failure at that as well?
Why are orphans always sad?
Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.