Sad jokes
You're so sad that you make the Great Depression look like a better time period to live in.
Yo mama so sad that when Alejandra Parma died, she bought 20 Cocomelon Happy Meals from McDonald's and became fat.
When you're sad, don't feel down about yourself. Break a leg, and you'll forget all about it.
Life with depression is like a cheeseburger.
It's not good without the cheese.
The penis has a sad life. His hair is always a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
He also stands up for kids who can't defend themselves.
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.
My girlfriend died in Tokyo during a tsunami. I was sad, but my friend told me, "Don't worry, there are plenty more in the ocean."
I got sad today.
A man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world.
Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up."
Man bursts into tears, says "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
Don't commit suicide, that would make DJUNGELSKOG sad!
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP.
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.
I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 😭😭
Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."
A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.
My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.
Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."