Sad jokes

Orphan

    • What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?

    The Chinese kid has a home.

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    • Chin

    • My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.

    I told her to keep her chins up.

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    • Sad memes

    Crush

    • Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"

    Brayden: "Hey!"

    *Music roles around*

    *I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*

    Brayden: "O_O"

    Hailey: *Hides*

    So sad </3 xD

    Dog

    • My dog was hungry, so I let him loose outside while I filled his bowl.

    I found out later that he was run over by a truck. It seemed to really hit the Spot.

    Twin Towers

    • I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.

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    • Sadness

    • After standing in line staring at McDonald's menu for 17 minutes,

    Me: "Okay, I'm ready. Can you help me not be sad all the time?"

    Orphan

    • Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*

    Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.

    Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?

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    • Car

    • Why did ItsFunneh go on the road? She so Draco looking at a car then the car runs over him, sad Draco.

    Ovation

    • I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done, I said, "How about you give me a standing ovation?"

    I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair, sad and lonely.

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