Sad jokes
Why was the whale sad?
Because he is blue!
What's handsome and smart, you can hear him and see him? It's you good-looking guys! So sad you can't read this since you're blind. Oh geez, I just found this website and I want to make people laugh. Too bad they can't see the joke.
I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done, I said, "How about you give me a standing ovation?"
I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair, sad and lonely.
Why does the egg crack? Cos it's sad.
Why were the octopi sad?
Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.
Memes
I'M SOOOO SAD. (I have depression btw)
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
It’s so sad how Stephen Hawking was just rolling too far away from the outlet. RIP :(
To RANDYYYY,
Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.
-ALYA with love
Sad news, my obese parrot died today.
Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.
Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it has many problems.
What did the tomato say to the sad pickle?
"What's the big dill?"
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
What do you call a sad porno?
A tear jerker.
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
That's wheely (really) sad.
Sad life goes, joke mom.
Why was Sally sad?
Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
Why was the kid sad?
He was adopted.
I go 7u7. I said I go 7u7. Get Rick and rolled, my son.