Why does the egg crack? Cos it's sad.
Sad Jokes
I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done, I said, "How about you give me a standing ovation?"
I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair, sad and lonely.
Why were the octopi sad?
Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.
I'M SOOOO SAD. (I have depression btw)
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
To RANDYYYY,
Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.
-ALYA with love
That's wheely (really) sad.
Sad news, my obese parrot died today.
Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.
Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it has many problems.
What did the tomato say to the sad pickle?
"What's the big dill?"
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
I go 7u7. I said I go 7u7. Get Rick and rolled, my son.
Sad life goes, joke mom.
Why was the kid sad?
He was adopted.
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.
I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 😭😭
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
Why was Sally sad?
Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
It’s so sad how Stephen Hawking was just rolling too far away from the outlet. RIP :(
If you spin a fidget spinner, You'll end up spinning it too fast. When you end up spinning it too fast, it will make you fly away. When you fly away, you'll end up in a tree. When you end up in a tree, you'll see that your friends are hanging out without you. When you see that your friends are hanging out without you, you'll run away in the woods because you're sad. When you ran away in the woods, you'll see a bear. When you see a bear, it will chase you. When the bear chases you, you'll build a fort to protect yourself. When you build a fort to protect yourself, you then notice you're lonely. You'll become friends with the bear. When you become friends with a bear, you'll start to act like a bear. When you start to act like a bear, you will become a bear.
DO NOT BECOME A BEAR! NEVER PLAY WITH A FIDGET SPINNER!
