Sad jokes
A hot woman called "Jessie" was showering when the phone rang.
Jessie was upset because the phone wouldn't stop ringing, and she goes out naked from the bathroom to answer the phone in the hall.
Jessie on the phone: 《Hello? 》
The one on the phone: 《Oh hi, I'm Jeff, I just wanted to tell you don't go out from your bathroom naked next time because my brother is behind you right now trying to rape you.》
Jessie: 《Stop it my sister! This is the 10th time you do this cringe joke! It gets boring!》
But sadly it wasn't a joke, and she cried a lot that night and learned how not to go out naked from the bathroom again.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.
How did the orphan die?
Of sadness.
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
I had the BEST day EVER.
1: I woke up.
2: I met someone I'm sad about.
3: I had fun and got them back again online.
But sadly the order was 2nd, 3rd, 1st... XD
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso!!! LOL XD XD XD
My two friends came to me one day and said they had the best blowjob that they ever had from my little sister. So I ask my sister, "Is it true that you gave my friends blowjobs?" She said yes.
My sister asked me, "Do you want one?" I said yeah. My sister gave me a blowjob and wow, just like my friends, it was the best blowjob that I ever had. As an older brother, I couldn't be more prouder.
The sad thing is when they ride the scooters in Wal-Mart... Really, you declining to walk is what got your fat ass in that scooter to begin with... And damned if they aren't buying diet soda... Please... cull this shit... We don't need them in society... KFC is not a disease.
A sad guy called "nun" is crying next to the grave of his best friend called "month". "Month" got killed by a gay guy, and after that, "nun" got homophobic.
While "nun" is sitting next to "month"'s grave, he heard a guy ask his friend: 《Do You Wanna Play A Game On?》 "Nun" got angry and he asked that guy: 《What did you just say to your friend?》 The guy answers: 《A game on, why?》
"Nun" kills the two guys.
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What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”
Reply back with “Because you were born.”
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP.
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.
Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?
Because it had "no body" to go with.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
Where do orphans go when sad?
Not their parents.