Sad jokes
Why was the whale sad?
Because he is blue!
Why does the egg crack? Cos it's sad.
I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done, I said, "How about you give me a standing ovation?"
I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair, sad and lonely.
What's handsome and smart, you can hear him and see him? It's you good-looking guys! So sad you can't read this since you're blind. Oh geez, I just found this website and I want to make people laugh. Too bad they can't see the joke.
Why were the octopi sad?
Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.
Memes
I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 😭😭
I'M SOOOO SAD. (I have depression btw)
It’s so sad how Stephen Hawking was just rolling too far away from the outlet. RIP :(
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
Sad news, my obese parrot died today.
Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.
What did the tomato say to the sad pickle?
"What's the big dill?"
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
What do you call a sad porno?
A tear jerker.
Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it has many problems.
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
That's wheely (really) sad.
To RANDYYYY,
Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.
-ALYA with love
Sad life goes, joke mom.
Why was the kid sad?
He was adopted.