Sad jokes

What's handsome and smart, you can hear him and see him? It's you good-looking guys! So sad you can't read this since you're blind. Oh geez, I just found this website and I want to make people laugh. Too bad they can't see the joke.

Why was the whale sad?

Because he is blue!

Why does the egg crack? Cos it's sad.

I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done, I said, "How about you give me a standing ovation?"

I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair, sad and lonely.

Why were the octopi sad?

Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.

I'M SOOOO SAD. (I have depression btw)

You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

To RANDYYYY,

Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.

-ALYA with love

That's wheely (really) sad.

Sad news, my obese parrot died today.

Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.

Why did the math book look so sad?

Because it has many problems.

What did the tomato say to the sad pickle?

"What's the big dill?"

What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?

Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.

I go 7u7. I said I go 7u7. Get Rick and rolled, my son.

Sad life goes, joke mom.

Why was the kid sad?

He was adopted.

I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 😭😭

Why was Sally sad?

Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.

It’s so sad how Stephen Hawking was just rolling too far away from the outlet. RIP :(

What do you call a sad rapper?

A SOB-HOP ARTIST.