Sad jokes

I have some sad news. The Australian inventor of the boomerang grenade died today. RIP 😔

If you feel sad, or you feel that you are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza.

I made a website for orphans.

Sadly, it doesn't have a homepage.

Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.

A hand is always sad when it sees a dick is going inside.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because his bar code expired.

I made Google Earth for orphan kids.

Sadly, it does not show where home is.

Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad, I let her draw things on my body.

I gave her a shoulder to crayon.

Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^

My life is so sad it's because you're in it.

Why was the apple 🍎 sad?

Because he got his peelings hurt.

The penis has a sad life. His hair is always a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.

He also stands up for kids who can't defend themselves.

Dad, sad, bad, rad, nad, tad, glad, clad, plaid, had.

Why did 10 kill itself?

Because it was between 9/11.

if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.

Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.

I'M SOOOO SAD. (I have depression btw)

I made a website on orphans, sadly it didn't have a homepage.

I asked a kid why he was so blue.

Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.

What do you call a sad Doge?

What?

Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!