Run jokes
I painted my black PS5 white so the controller would run faster.
I am sick and tired of horror movies; it is always the stupid ones that die first. When you see a guy in a dark, bloody coat and a knife, he ain't there to just look at yah run; don't scream, run!
How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?
They'll tell you.
Donald Trump announced he will run for prez today. His hair will on Friday.
Ugh, don't you just hate it when you're having sex and your parents walk in the room and say, "No more dead babies for your mister, we are running low!"
I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.
Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.
If I tell Stephen about these jokes, what is he gonna do? Chase after me? He better run fast!
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school?
Hi.
An alien walks into a bar. There is a guy sitting next to him, and the alien touches his shoulder.
The man says, "Do that one more time and I'll run you over." The alien does it again and gets ran over. They get back in the bar and he touches him again. The man says, "Do that again and I'll chop your dick off." He touches him again. The man pulls the alien's pants down and pulls out his knife. He was astonished at what he found. There was nothing there! He looks up at the alien and looks at his finger and fainted.
Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?
"Yes, officer! It was a requirement to run over that child. It matched perfectly with the beat drop!"
What is the difference between runners and my car?
My car is still running.
You're so fat that I run around you for exercise.
I have no toes, so I put blood on my foot, and then my other foot got run over, so, ye.
Roses are red, I reload fast...
I'm gonna pull up to your school, bitch you better run fast!
You're walking alone on a street when a person slaps you with a silk glove and runs away. As you watch them run, 2 cops are chasing them.
Dad: Son, I came back.
Son: Where is the milk?
Dad: Time for another 10 years.
Two Indians are walking beside a river...
One reaches down into the mud and runs it through his fingers.
"The White Man was here."
"How can you tell?"
"We're speaking English, aren’t we?"
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
My Son: "Mummy, why is my name Thomas?"
Me: "Because the night you were conceived, I had a train run on me."