What do you call a psychic dwarf on the run? A small medium at large
i was digging in my back yard and i found gold and i went to run a tell my mom but i realized why i was digging in the back yard
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Taco Bell going out of business
What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?
"I'm gonna make like my parents and run.
2 simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you step 1. Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size) step 2 . Run through Africa with that bottle of water. Perfect now You got yourself half the population there following you
Im related to diarrhea it runs in my geans
I was at a train station and a woman ran up to me and asked is this train running on time, I said no it runs on steam and coal
Why is it you donate one kidney you're a hero but donate four or five and people run and call the police?
I painted my black ps5 white so the controller would run faster
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: you can hide, but you can’t run
I bought a white xbox to last longer and i bought a black xbox to run faster
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
I named my dog 5 miles so i could say i walk 5 miles each day
but today i ran OVER 5 miles...oops
Say what you want about Hitler at least he got the trains to run on time
Why do orphans never play baseball? Cause they can never get a home run.